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Meth

8 months ago
A picture shows a chart advertising crystals for negativity, but someone edited the picture, adding a pile of meth in the middle and the word "meth" at the bottom.
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  • Bro

    10 months ago
    The image shows a close-up, distorted view of a duck or similar bird, with a chaotic scene in the background of what appears to be a messy room. Text at the top reads: "POV: bro asks you on game the get and all 'this but see' you mute and up."
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  • Cat

    10 months ago
    The image shows two side-by-side photos. The left one shows a cartoon of a bee with wide eyes looking directly at the viewer, and above it is written, 'what my cat sees when she opens her eyes midnap'. The right image is a cat mostly submerged in the snow, only part of its head and tail visible. Above this photo is written, 'me trying to get through life'.
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  • Neighbor

    10 months ago

    I haven't seen sunlight in 3 years

    The image is divided into two sections. The left side shows a picture of Gollum holding an Amazon box with the text "What my neighbors see as I emerge from my house once a week to get a delivery." The right side shows a picture of Thanos with the text "me pondering cyber monday deals over thanksgiving leftovers."
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  • Class

    2 years ago

    me when i get called on in class

    A black Labrador puppy with a pink bandana sits looking directly at the camera. The background is blurry and appears to be an interior of a room with a yellow wall and white curtain.
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  • Snail

    1 year ago
    The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a man is pointing up and saying, "If salt kills snails, then if my hypothesis is correct". The second panel shows a snail in a box with pepper being sprinkled over it and text saying, "Pepper should, in fact, bring them back to life!". The third panel shows the snail glowing with a bright light. The fourth panel shows a giant snail with the man standing at his feet and text saying, "Oh god, I was wrong. It just makes them huge and horny!!". The fifth panel shows a huge snail close-up with long tendrils and text saying, "Now lemme get ya slimey- I wanna nibble on your virginity!". The sixth panel shows the man crying and screaming with a snail tendril coming towards him with text saying, "Mum get the salt! Get the f***ing salt!"
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  • Sister

    1 year ago
    A cartoon character smiles slyly, with the text "POV- Me getting ready to say 'I thought u were his sister' when meetin bros mum (game is game)".
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  • Outfit

    1 year ago
    A meme featuring actress Angelina Jolie with text that reads, "What's worse than a heartbreak? Me: Wearing a good outfit, and not getting a pic."
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  • Thought

    1 year ago
    A cartoon image features a person saying it's hot, followed by an image of Homer Simpson looking nervous while trying not to say "so take off all your clothes".
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    Are you out of mind!
Why do you carry those bricks!
Now is bedtime!
I'm tryna get like you
mama I mean you got
them airbag titties
like hubba hubba
honk honk type shitt
wanna know what it
feels like to carry
around all that
weight you been
carrying around all
your life I mean at
least since you was 14
not that I would've
been into it at that
age I'm just sayin like
you got them
bazooka bubble
breast and I'm tryna
chew on that
experience got me
bricked up fr fr
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  • Floor

    1 year ago
    A crowd of gray-faced, almost identical people each has a logo of a media company on their head, including Facebook, MSNBC, Snopes, Reddit, CNN, BET, Fox News, Vice, CBS, NBC, ABC News, Google, Politico, Sun, and others. A speech bubble above them states: "They don't rearrange the floor really fast when you get on an elevator. It's a totally different floor."
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  • O

    Online class

    2 years ago
    The image shows four panels arranged in a two-by-two grid. The top left panel depicts a person with their hand on their head, the brain highlighted in red, showing a headache. The top right panel shows a translucent human torso with a red highlighted spine, indicating back pain. The bottom left panel displays a person rubbing their eyes, conveying fatigue or eye strain. The bottom right panel shows a close-up of a bloodshot eye. Above the four panels is the text "How was the online class? What did you get from it?" followed by "Me:".
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  • Torture

    8 months ago
    A man is looking to the right in a close up shot. Text above reads: "When you getting tortured by the Cartel but the leader thick ahh Colombian daughter walks in so I gotta withstand the pain so she doesn't get the ick."
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  • Toast

    8 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    A photo of a paper towel with cinnamon dust arranged in two squares to resemble toast. Text reads: "Every time I make my cinnamon toast it reminds me of the Hiroshima victims and I get a bit sad."
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  • Divorce

    7 months ago
    A screenshot of a Google search result for "Mummy Pig" showing a cartoon pig, followed by text that details the pig's life as having 67 divorces, being in love with Lester from GTA 5, hacking Fortnite, and killing 417 people including Stephen Hawking.
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  • Smartphone

    9 months ago
    The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, a duck is struggling to hold an oversized smartphone, with a speech bubble saying, "Must... Send... Text..." In the second panel, the same duck is holding a small smartphone, exclaiming, "OOH! LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE, USELESS THING!"
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  • Relationship

    1 year ago

    Le start of a wonderful relationship!!!!!

    The image is a comic strip with eight panels showing the steps of a disastrous date. The first panel shows a girl with blond hair happily looking at her phone. The text above says, "step 1: get a date with a hot guy." The second panel shows the girl meeting a trollface character in person. The text says, "step 2: meet him in person". The third panel shows the trollface character stabbing the girl with a knife, with blood spurting out. The fourth panel shows the girl's head falling backward from the stab. The fifth panel shows the girl's head on the ground, her eyes lifeless. The sixth panel shows her head decaying. The seventh panel shows the girl's skull and bones on the ground, and the eighth panel shows the same remains against the background of a reddish-orange forest.
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  • Avocado

    9 months ago
    A white cat wearing glasses and a bow tie is sitting at a table with scientific glassware. There is a blackboard behind it with formulas on it. The text reads: "What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6x10^23 pieces? Guacamole."
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  • M

    Minecraft movie

    1 year ago
    The text reads: Calling it now. The Minecraft movie is gonna have a scene where Jack Black gets hit in the balls or something and says "Ack! My cubes!" because he has cubes for balls and the joke is that his balls are cubes.
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  • Memes

    11 months ago
    DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF.
Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and
the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH
A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom
turned around, I tell she looked batshit crazy. She
was
you
holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.
I'M GONNA
BREAK YOUR
FUCKING
LEGS GREG
WHAT THE
HELL?!
She then threatened us for answers for who told Dad,
and when I thought things couldn't get any i
BUBBY
DID IT!
worse...
HE had to fuck shit up.
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