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Heroin Monkey
3 days ago
A 4chan-style greentext post with a headshot of Bill Gates. The text describes a fictional scenario where Gates meets Jeffrey Epstein, catches an STD from a Russian prostitute, and attempts to hide it from his wife. When Epstein won't help him secretly medicate her, Gates 'retaliates' by banning Epstein from Xbox Live. A caption at the bottom compares this to a child banning someone from a tree house.
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  • Shitpost master-general
    4 days ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The original post states, "if i had a dick i'd stack donuts on it". The reply begins by participating in the crude joke, saying, "Yeah I probably get 2 or 3 donuts ahaha," before abruptly transitioning into a detailed murder confession, providing the location (Sam Houston National Park 30.535993, -95.645309), depth (7.3 feet), and the victim's name and age (Josef Kalic, 34 years old), and the date of the crime (2006).
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  • Shitpost master-general
    4 days ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post from the subreddit r/playboicarti. The post is titled "I think everyone wishes humans had tails". The body of the post describes a hypothetical scenario at Walmart where a mom compliments someone's hair. The author suggests that if humans had tails, they would wag involuntarily, revealing excitement and causing embarrassment when the 'mom' notices.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 days ago
    A three-panel comic strip. In the top panel, Mickey Mouse opens a bathroom door where Donald Duck is behind a shower curtain, saying, "Don't get in, Mickey! I'm naked!!". In the bottom-left panel, Mickey says, "What difference does it make?, you never wear pants". In the bottom-right panel, Donald steps out of the bathtub, revealing he has human-like breasts and a small penis, and simply says, "Right".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 days ago
    A meme with white impact font text at the top that reads "YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, NOW GET READY FOR...". Below the text is a famous viral 'cursed' image that is intentionally designed to be unidentifiable. It contains shapes and textures that look like household items or organic matter—such as plastic wrap, jewelry, or food—but none of them can be specifically named. It is often cited as a simulation of what things look like during a stroke.
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  • Cosmo idk
    1 month ago
    A satirical news post featuring a photo of a smiling Donald Trump on the left and an inset photo of a large explosion on the right. The headline reads, "Trump Gives Terrorists Gift Of Meeting Allah For Christmas". The subtext reads, "NIGERIA - President Trump has given dozens of ISIS terrorists the gift of getting to meet Allah for Christmas." The date on the post is listed as Dec 27, 2025.
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  • Shitpost master-general
    1 month ago

    A meme supreme

    A shopping cart is filled with three vinyl copies of John Coltrane's "A Love Supreme", a box of white Monster Energy drinks, and a bag of Chile Limón Doritos. A text box at the top says "I'm getting so fucked up tonight".
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  • Shitpost master-general
    3 months ago
    A meme featuring Patrick Bateman from 'American Psycho' with an exaggerated, muscular physique, wearing a striped shirt and suspenders. Above his head is a dark blue speech bubble containing a tweet that reads: 'Getting an Adderall prescription so I can interrupt women faster and talk over them louder. 10:50 AM - 2021-07-23 - Twitter Web App'.
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  • Shitpost master-general
    3 months ago
    An old, black and tan dachshund dog with its tongue out is looking eagerly at two lime green sticky notes held by a human hand. The left note says "Get blown up" and the right note says "Get a treat!".
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  • Shitpost master-general
    3 months ago
    An image showing a 4chan post. On the left, there is a small picture of a white airplane with a blue and red tail fin, flying in a clear blue sky. Below the airplane image, it says "232 KB JPG". On the right, there is a text post from an anonymous user, with the date "07/20/21 (Tue) 11:31:37 No.64643873". The text content includes a reply ID and then a series of greentext lines: ">get in", ">door closes", ">???????????????", ">in a new country", and finally, "how?".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    A top-down shot of a large amount of groceries laid out on a table, including boxes of cereal, packaged meats (chicken and beef), bags of snacks (Cheez-It, chips), canned goods (tuna, crushed tomatoes, green beans), cartons of milk, jugs of water, and other various food items. Above the image, text reads: "@entrapanure here's what $0 gets you at a grocery store if you're not a pussy".
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  • Blake
    3 months ago

    crappy day under water

    The meme features SpongeBob SquarePants sitting in an orange armchair with a smug expression on his face. He is holding a remote control. The top text reads "WHEN YOU GET A TEXT FROM PATRICK" and the bottom text reads "IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT".
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  • Shitpost master-general
    3 months ago
    A meme featuring a photoshopped package of 'Oreos'. The package is blue and looks like an Oreo wrapper, but the text is altered to say 'All cum OwO' in large letters. Below it, a speech bubble points to the white filling of the cookies and says 'What's this!'. The brand name 'Nabisco' is changed to 'NIGSCO', and the weight information reads '263gs of Cum filling'. Above the image, text reads: 'Friend: nigga get some oreos. Me: I got something better.'
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  • Big Jim
    3 months ago

    Amazing idea

    A split image shows two white square highway signs with a black border. Both signs display '70' in large black numbers and have the word 'SPEED' (or a misspelling of it) above. The left sign correctly says 'SPEED 70' with Braille dots below the numbers. The right sign misspells it as 'SP EEED 70' and also has Braille dots below the numbers. Above the signs, text reads: 'SHARE IF YOU AGREE HIGHWAY SIGNS SHOULD BE WRITTEN IN BRAILLE SO THAT BLIND DRIVERS DONT GET LOST. ONE LIKE ONE PRAYER! TYPE AMEN IN TGE COMMENTS'.
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  • Anonymous
    4 months ago

    GET YOUR CALCIUM FOLKS!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #5

    A humorous image shows a silver Jeep Wrangler driving at night, heavily decorated with several skeleton figures. Skeletons are visible in the driver's seat, back seat, on the roof rack, and hanging off the spare tire at the back. The text at the top reads: "Hop in loser we're gonna go searching for calcium."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A still from a Marvel movie shows Tony Stark, portrayed by Robert Downey Jr., with a perplexed expression while looking at a holographic display of a spinning Earth. Above the image, white text on a black background reads: "The Onion trying to write a more ridiculous article title after getting one upped by reality every week."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    The image displays a product package designed to resemble American patriotic imagery. The background is an American flag with red and white stripes and a blue field with white stars. A bald eagle with outstretched wings is depicted above a red baseball cap. The cap has "MAKE AMERICA HARD AGAIN" written on it in white text, parodying a well-known political slogan. Above the eagle, the product name "M.A.H.A. 3000" is displayed. Below the cap, a single red and white capsule, resembling a pill, is visible in blister packaging. The text "GET YUGE!" is printed at the bottom left.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A screenshot of a fake tweet from Andrew Tate, whose profile picture shows a muscular man with a shaved head. The tweet reads: "Andrew Tate @Cobratate. One of the LEAST gay things a man can do is to fuck another man. Male on male sex is rough, masculine, akin to fighting. Sex with females is dainty, prissy. Sucking dick requires true courage. Getting showered with cum in a bukkake orgy is the height of heterosexuality." Below the tweet, engagement metrics are visible, including 15M Views, 434 comments, 762 retweets, and 13K likes, with a small watermark "r/totallyrealtweets" in the bottom right.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    A black pickup truck is seen from behind on a road. The truck is heavily adorned with numerous crude and politically charged bumper stickers covering its rear window and tailgate. On the top left of the rear window, a sticker reads "MAKE AMERICA CUM AGAIN". To its right, another sticker says "FUCK DA NRA" with the NRA logo crossed out. Below these, a large sticker proclaims "GET ON THE CUM TRAIN". On the tailgate, a sticker on the left reads "ONLY MY WIFE CAN FART ON MY BALLS!". In the center of the tailgate, below an American flag decal, a smaller sticker states "I WILL NOT CUM". Further down, a white sticker with "TOYOTA" and "STOP THE CUM!" and "JUST SAY NO TO CRANKIN OFF" is visible. On the right side of the tailgate, a sticker says "L'TS GO BRANDON", a euphemism for "Fuck Joe Biden". Below this, another sticker reads "REAL PATRIOTS MAKE THE BEST BOTTOMS!". Further down, "WHITE CUMS MATTER!" is displayed, a crude parody of "Black Lives Matter". To its right, "SHIT BLUE" is visible, likely referring to Democrats. Below "WHITE CUMS MATTER!", a sticker demands "IMPREGNATE BIDEN!". Other small stickers include "STOP THE WIPE!" and "TRUMP TRAIN". The truck's license plate reads "NVR CUM". The truck has "4x4" on its mudflaps and a large exhaust pipe.
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  • Anonymous
    6 months ago

    Shitpost master general

    A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.
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