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Snail

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a man is pointing up and saying, "If salt kills snails, then if my hypothesis is correct". The second panel shows a snail in a box with pepper being sprinkled over it and text saying, "Pepper should, in fact, bring them back to life!". The third panel shows the snail glowing with a bright light. The fourth panel shows a giant snail with the man standing at his feet and text saying, "Oh god, I was wrong. It just makes them huge and horny!!". The fifth panel shows a huge snail close-up with long tendrils and text saying, "Now lemme get ya slimey- I wanna nibble on your virginity!". The sixth panel shows the man crying and screaming with a snail tendril coming towards him with text saying, "Mum get the salt! Get the f***ing salt!"
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  • Cow

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.
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  • Meme

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • JUSTIS FUR AL

    A meme of the "stonk man" character wearing a judge's robe and holding a gavel in a courtroom setting. The text overlay reads, "When someone steals a 1K upvotes meme and only gets 7 upvotes." and "Justis" below it.
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  • Batman

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • Shits about to go down

    The image shows Batman standing in the rain with a large light projecting the bat signal. The text says "You know, shit's about to get real when Batman calls for Batman."
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  • Number

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a text message exchange with two people. The first person initiates with "oooo yayyyy" and "hey babe" followed by "Hey what baby?". The second person replies with "do you know what numbers better than 69?". The first person replies "What?" and the second responds with "88". The first person asks "Oooo. Whys that?" The second person responds with "cus you get ate twice". The first person says "Ooo thats good" and both follow with "ahahahahaha" and "Hahahahaha".
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  • School

    THE ALPHA WOLF · 1 year ago
  • A cartoon image shows a list of things that school doesn't teach, such as how to pay fanum tax, how to gamble, how to rizz up a gyatt, and skibidi toilet lore. A cartoon character is wiping his nose in the foreground with a school building behind him.
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  • J. Cole

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • A black and white image of rapper J. Cole with dreadlocks. A white text box quotes him as saying, 'want to get fucked in the ass' from the song 'VILLUMINATI'. Below this image, a social media comment angrily defends J. Cole, claiming the quote is taken out of context and uses strong, vulgar language to insult the poster.
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  • Game

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • GET DOXXED JAKE

    A full body image of the character Jake from the game Subway Surfers. The character is wearing a red hat with a pattern and a blue denim jacket. A blue "SELECTED" button is also visible. The text on the image says "Jake".
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  • Class

    Blach66.1 · 2 years ago
  • A photo of a playground slide with two paths. One path is labeled "Getting to Class Early" and shows a child sliding down. The other path is labeled "Getting to Class Late" and also shows a child sliding down. Underneath the two slides is the text "Why have you still not written down the heading?"
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  • Slang

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • bro didnt even get the words right

    An image shows Explain Bear explaining the meaning of "icl ts pmo". It means:
ICL: I am dead
TS: That sucks
PMO: Put me on.
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  • Alien

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A dark image with a streak of light that leads to an exploding shape. The text "The alien colonizing ship heading towards earth being annihilated after getting hit by a manhole cover traveling at Mach fuck" is at the top of the image.
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  • Meth

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A picture shows a chart advertising crystals for negativity, but someone edited the picture, adding a pile of meth in the middle and the word "meth" at the bottom.
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  • NATO

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A meme featuring a tweet asking why Serbs deserve to be bombed by NATO. A reply references "Pearl Harbor." The meme includes a Wojak wearing a Serbian hat with tears and the phrase "wHaT diD WE do to gEt bOmBeD?" Next to it is a gigachad-style character holding a NATO flag with the words "Pearl Harbor."
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  • Product

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A product called TOYPEDO, an underwater torpedo, is packaged in a blister pack.  There is also an image of a boy holding a similar toy. The text says "TOYPEDO, UNDERWATER TORPEDO - TORPILLE SOUS-MARINE". There is text that indicates the toy goes up to 30 feet and is 915 cm.
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  • Nike

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a portrait of Arnold Schwarzenegger with the text "JUST DUUU EEETT NAOOWW" above him and "Get to the choppaaaaa" below, along with the Nike logo.
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  • Goat

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A black and white drawing of a man with glasses and a slightly open mouth with a speech bubble. The text above the image states: "Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the 'G's. I heard thats where they get the 'G's for cell phone service."
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  • Hacker

    Hecker · 2 years ago
  • When Child Hackers Get Caught

    A three-panel image showing a child looking hopeful with the text "THEY SAID IF I BOUGHT THE COURSE I'LL BE RICH", followed by a man looking at someone, and finally the man embracing the child on a bench outdoors.
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  • Dildo

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A box for a sex toy called a "Breadstick dildo" with the brand name "Love Garden". The box has a picture of a woman yawning. The box contains claims like "long battery life," "100% silicone," and "four speed settings."
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  • Kid

    Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago
  • A meme shows an image of a man looking confused and asking "Why are you running?" The text above says that when the "quiet kid" reaches into his backpack, the rest of the class panics. But the kid is just taking out his lunchbox.
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  • Dap

    DAP ME UP · 2 years ago
  • who ever doesn't dap this man up gets nuked by Kim Jong Un

    A yellow hand emoji making a stylized handshake or 'dap' gesture next to a yellow emoji face with exaggerated features, including buck teeth and a smirking expression. The text accompanying the image reads: 'who ever doesn't dap this man up gets nuked by Kim Jong Un.'
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