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Geiger

A screenshot from a TV show, showing a woman with long blond hair (Daenerys Targaryen) half-naked in front of some candles. The text says "This is why". Above, the text says "Me: I hate watching movies with subtitles. Friend: but why?"

Javril

My boy best friend needs to have this app rn

A curly fry on a paper towel. The text overlay says, "Tag someone who is a beautiful curly fry."

Erichh

Friends who can't speak german always ask why my passwort is 19275716817...

The image shows a person's face, overlaid with a table containing chemical elements and their atomic weights, as they appear in the periodic table.

blach66

The image is a combination of an online video thumbnail and a game pop up. The top of the image features the text 'Wow, that explains a lot'. Below that is the Youtube video thumbnail '1,000 Blind People See For The First Time' by MrBeast. Below the thumbnail is a video game popup with the text 'Real slick. The blind man saw you and ran off!' Also, there is some more text from the video game about the character's life.

freddyfatbear

tru

Two people are on the image. One is about to hit the other with a guitar. The text on the image reads: "When your best friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you:".

Anonymous

Theres my friends.....and then theres me

A drawing of three stick figure people with their hands bound by ropes, standing straight. One person in front of them is crouching, with a text bubble that says "I'm going to eat plastic". Above the three figures is the word "no".

Heroin Monkey

A meme displaying five different options labeled A through E of items that can be chosen as a loadout. The text says, "You're being hunted in the woods at night by an unknown cryptid. Choose your loadout." Option A shows an assault rifle, body armor, a knife, and a pistol. Option B shows 5 silhouettes of men and weapons like torches, pitchforks and a baseball bat. Option C shows two priests, a cross, holy water and two lanterns. Option D shows three dogs, a gun, a bracelet, and a flashlight. Option E shows a muscular man, viagra, alcohol, and other random items.

willam afton

partying with elmo

Three people with shocked expressions look at a white counter with a line of white powder and an Elmo puppet in front of it.

Cupツ

my friend tbh

A person in a white shirt and a blue scarf waving their wet hands around to dry them, with the text: "When you need to dry your hands and there aren't any towels left."

Thoughtless

Shep

Two men hold a sign at the airport. The sign reads, "Welcome Home Sean! Congrats on your PAROLE! Remember, you can't be within 100 yards of that sheep farm!" There are two images of a sheep's rear end with a no symbol over them.

MEME LORD

Heroin Monkey

A snowflake image on a dark blue background with the text: "Friends are like snowflakes. When you pee on them, they disappear."

Wilkinsonburritos

Happy New Year’s Eve. 2023 was something lol

An illustration depicts a group of diverse individuals in a casual setting. Some figures display expressions of surprise or excitement, while others appear more composed. There are multiple stylized figures.

poodle

so true look down

The image shows Mr. Bean with a sly smile and the text: "THE LOOK YOU GIVE YOUR FRIEND WHEN YOUR TEACHER SAYS TO FIND A PARTNER".

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a close-up of Shrek's face with a knowing and slightly menacing expression. Above the image are the words "A random girl: (Talks to me for 5 seconds) The stare my friends give me:".

Unimportant Intelligence

Who would've known?

The image shows a "Did you know?" graphic stating, "If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends."

ohio_armpit

The image shows a text overlay on an image of a primate. The text reads, "Teacher: 'NEXT PERSON WHO LAUGHS GETTING SUSPENDED' Me: *looks at my friends face*"

LoserIsPro

The image shows four panels, each with a different reaction to a prank. The first panel shows the teacher, the second shows the smart kid who just wanted to learn, the third shows the friends, and the fourth shows the prankster. The text reads: "Teacher: How do I turn up the volume? Me: Press alt + f4. Teacher:*gets disconnected*. Teacher. The smart kid who just wanted to learn. My friends. The rest of the class. Me. They love me."

minecraftsuchti

A screenshot of a Google search for "who was hitler's best friend" with the result showing the movie character Mort, a lemur.

MADDIE MYBROMADEMEDOTHIS

ITS SO TRUE ONG

The image shows three women with shocked expressions. The text above the image reads "when you and your friends hear what someone you thought was innocent did"

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