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A picture of a news report at night, with police and firetrucks visible. On the right, a mugshot of Ian, the person who was arrested. The text reads: Breaking news. Ian arrested for breaking into homes and tickling butthole!

原田

The image shows text that says "My friends: Stop your algebra jokes, we don't get 'em. Me: I don't care about your" followed by an onion, a slice of it removed and replaced by the pi symbol (π).

Anonymous

he gay

The image shows Megamind, a blue animated character, looking up. There is a smaller figure standing near the side of his face. In the background is a second person looking at Megamind. Text above the image reads, "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Text on the image says: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"

ur mom is dumb ⊙

why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)

The image shows six panels, each depicting a different idea of what work from home looks like. The first shows someone sleeping with a pug, labeled "What society thinks I do." The second shows a hand holding a remote, with popcorn, labeled "What my family thinks I do." The third shows a child using a laptop, labeled "What my friends think I do." The fourth shows a woman with large sunglasses and luggage, labeled "What my clients think I do." The fifth shows a woman looking at a computer screen, labeled "What I think I do." The last shows a woman yelling into a phone, labeled "What I really do."

Cahyani Ambara

Honestly

The image shows a meme template titled "A Point of View". It consists of twelve panels, each containing a simple cartoon drawing and a label. The panels are arranged in a 3x4 grid. The labels, from left to right and top to bottom, are: "Favorite Characters", "Everyone likes this one except for me", "Started liking recently, didn't like this one at the beginning", "Character that I want to know more about", "Least Favorite Character", "Like the looks but not the personality", "Like the personality but not the looks", "Our personalities match", "Favorite Pairings", "Least Favorite Pairing", "Could've been my friend in real life", and "Would never be friends in real life/our personalities mismatch."

King bob

The image shows two Kermit the Frog puppets. The first one on the left side has normal eyes and green skin with the text "ME TRYING TO WORK" above it. The other one on the right side is wearing a dark hood that covers most of the face. Below the puppet is the text "MY FRIENDS".

ohio nugget

this is so funny lol

The image shows a man with a smirk reading a book. The text on the image reads: "When 9 year old you is studying biology and your friend tells you to go to page 75. You"

TheForeverVirgin

That do be me though

The image shows the torso of a person wearing a jacket. The text on the image reads: "we all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single".

King bob

A still from a movie showing two children with their hands together in a praying position. Text overlay says: "Me and my friend at work are like... Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here."

Harpersphone

me when my friends are nwea testing and i cant talk too them

A statue of a person with their hand covering their face. The background is a solid dark blue.

Eddie_Munson_Lover

someting you should not send your blind friends

The image shows the question 'What are you looking at?' written on a rough gray surface.

Cahyani Ambara

Inside, outside.

The image is a split panel. On the left, a person is shown with a comical, wide-eyed, and sinister grin, with the text "My friends head:" and "A DATE?". On the right, another person is shown looking casual and bored, with the text "Outside of her:" and "Sure, I guess."

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When u show ur friend a magic trick

A hand with one finger bent at an unusual angle, as if performing a magic trick.

pessi pluma

lol

The image is a book cover with a cartoon of a sad-looking, long-necked dinosaur. The text says, "All my friends are still dead." Below the title is "Avery Monsen and Jory John" and "Authors of the national bestseller All my friends are dead."

Anonymous

The image shows two stick figures. The left one is labeled 'My friends and boyfriend at 7 in the morning' and looks grumpy with a frown. The right one is labeled 'Me and 7 in the morning for no damn reason' and looks hyper with big eyes and a wide smile. Below the two figures it says '(they hate me now)'

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

True tho🤫🧏‍♀️

The meme shows two images. The top image depicts a woman smiling, labeled 'when I mention my boyfriend to my mom'. The bottom image shows Peter Griffin holding a gun and Meg Griffin looking distressed, labeled 'WHEN I MENTION MY BOYFRIEND TO MY DAD', with the text 'I just want to talk with him' underneath.

Why should you care

The image shows a scene where a cartoon man is crouched over a table with a sad expression. In the text above, a friend asks why the person is sad, the person replies that they lost their job, the friend says they shouldn't feel sad because others have it worse, and then the person in the image emphatically states, 'SAD IS SAD.'

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon girl is shown looking distressed. The text on the image says "When you offer some Nutella to your friend and they don't want to use a spoon. Don't stick your finger inside!"

Toast ツ

The image shows a video game inventory screen with different food items. The text at the top reads "When your mate Oatcakes is up to his wacky antics again." Below, there is a section titled "CLASSIC OATCAKES". There are three food items: "MEDLEY BAKING CO. ASSORTED BISCUITS" with the number 4, "SCHMITZ SWEET C" with the number 2, and then "classic oatcakes" with the number 7.

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation is shown. The first message says, "Yoh bro your girl is cheating on you fool." The reply says, "I'm deaf bro." Another message says, "Sorry my bad." Then there is a sequence of hand sign emojis, and finally, the last message says, "That fucking hoe."

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