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Jazzy💕

Falling out of the seat hitting the desk

"It's not that funny"
Me and my friend:

Toast ツ

What have we humans come to?

The image contains a list of pronouns with the title "Full list of pronouns!!". It is also mentioned that the person has lost access to their other account, and this account is temporary. The list of pronouns includes: They/them/theirs/themself, He/him/his/himself, Star/stars/starself, Xey/xem/xyr/xemself, Ze/zem/zyr/zemself, It/its/itself, Bun/buns/bunself, Dragon/dragons/dragonself, Scale/scales/scaleself, Fire/fires/fireself, Wing/wings/wingself, Hoard/hoards/hoardself, Tal/talon/talons/talonself, Fla/flame/flames/flameself, Fla/Flap/flaps/flapself, My/myth/myths/mythself. Additionally, there are emojis, mostly suns, aliens, rabbits, and fire, interspersed with the text.

Anonymous

she drunk

A cartoon of a woman with white hair and a green dress holding a bottle, looking drunk and sideways. The text overlay says, "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

Ohiobootytickler

New friend new, new Website, new child porn

A person dressed as Barney the Dinosaur is hugging a child in front of a tan brick wall.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

...

The image shows two scenes. In the first, a woman is pointing her finger at a child and saying "Your imaginary friend is not real". In the second, the same woman and child are sitting in pews at a church, with the text "Sunday" above their heads.

Wade

Me in a nutshell(on here anyways)

The image shows a still from the cartoon 'Rick and Morty'. Rick is on the right, with his characteristic spiky blue hair and lab coat, talking with a slightly maniacal expression on his face. Morty is on the left, looking dejected. In the center of the image is a text box overlay that reads: "Pros and Cons of being my friend. Cons: I'm an asshole. Pros: I'm your asshole."

Jazzy💕

Family: *Insults my weight*
Family: *Insults my friends*
Family: *Insults my interests*
Family: "You're being so rude, why
aren't you spending time with us?"

kiribaku

when you find out your best friend is gay

A light-haired, anime-style character with a surprised expression.

LoserIsPro

A photo shows two men sitting on a couch. The text on the image says: "When your best friend starts telling.. ..an embarrassing story about you."

GG Miller

ALWAYS ME

The image shows a minion standing on the right side. On the left side is the text: SCHOOL LIFE: Most Irritating Moments - Morning Alarm. Most Difficult Task - To find Socks. Most Dreadful Journey - Way to Class. Most Lovely Time - Meeting Friends. Most Tragic Moments - Surprise Test in 1st Period. Most Wonderful News - TEACHER IS ABSENT. SHARE IF YOU AGREE.

Toast ツ

is this a lot?

Nintendo Fan

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows a muscular man with his arms out, labeled "Me." The top right panel shows a young girl making a skeptical face, labeled "The class." The bottom left panel shows a woman holding her face in her hand, labeled "My teacher." The bottom right panel shows several men clapping and cheering, labeled "My friends."

Chexers

A skeleton with pink fairy wings and a blue tutu is holding a wand and dancing. The text says, "When you're dead inside but your best friend needs emotional support:".

Anonymous

she drunk

An image of Elsa from "Frozen" holding a bottle, with text that reads: "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

✨Jassy✨

Me with lonelylune

A cartoon of a small creature holding a baseball bat. The image text reads: "A friend will be there with tissues. But a best friend will be there with a baseball bat shouting 'Who hurt you and do I need a shovel?'"

GG Miller

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

Wade

A Pokemon card featuring a plush shark toy labeled "May" as a basic Pokemon with 30 HP. The card includes attacks named "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize," and the text reads, "If you come across this Pokémon in the wild, RUN. Run away immediately, kill it if you can, but fuckin RUN."

Jazzy💕

Not naming any name but yk who u are

When you send a message to a friend who's
online and right after that, they go offline

Willy b

poodle

me when I see my freind pick his nose

A close-up shot of a bald man with a very distorted face, looking upwards with a disgusted expression, and visible multiple chins.

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