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A two-part image showing a Twitter exchange. The top part shows a tweet suggesting a method for scooping hard ice cream, with two photos: a tub of Kemps ice cream and a spoon sitting on the turntable inside a microwave. The bottom part shows a reply tweet with a photo of a microwave emitting smoke and fire, with the text "YOU MOTHER FUCKER".

Heroin Monkey

A hand holds a homemade ice lolly made of baked beans in a red and blue popsicle mold. The text at the top reads: Tag a mate who'd smash a baked bean ice lolly.

Heroin Monkey

A beaver sitting in a car at a drive-through orders a "log". The text on the image says "lemme get uhhhhh log".

Anonymous

Shitpostmastergeneeal

The image shows a loaf of sliced bread with arrows indicating the movement of air around it. The word "stall" is at the bottom of the image.

Anonymous

Shitpostmastergeneral

Against a black background, a croissant is displayed with green, yellow, and red arrows indicating airflow around it. The image is labeled "Separated Airflow."

Heroin Monkey

A close-up shot of two fortune cookies with a slip of paper in front of them. The text on the paper reads: "A kind stranger will piss in your ass today. Panda Express."

Heroin Monkey

An open suitcase is filled with tiramisu. A hand holding a spoon is dipping into the dessert. The text overlay says, "Let's normalize packing tiramisu in your suitcase."

YumMan

Peanut Butter

A two-panel comic shows a woman with dog ears and a tail. In the first panel, she is asked why she is taking her pants off. In the second panel, she exclaims, "Oooo! Peanut butter!!"

Heroin Monkey

A collage of four images showing a cigarette being deep-fried. The top left image shows a hand holding a cigarette. The top right image shows a cigarette being deep-fried in oil. The bottom left image shows the deep-fried cigarette. The bottom right image shows the deep-fried cigarette broken in half.

Heroin Monkey

A hand moving a white king chess piece to take a black king on a chessboard, with the text "When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google review by Todd, where he says the service was awful but the food was great, and the service was so bad it was entertaining. Below, another user commented, "Hey Todd, go kill yourself. Why don't you try opening..."

Adolf kitler

A meme with three panels. In the first panel, a blurry stick figure is crying. The second panel shows a clearer picture of the stick figure crying in front of a tan cat. The third panel is a close up of the cat.

Heroin Monkey

A close-up of a lion's face with text that says "The lion orders DoorDash then contacts support and claims it never arrived."

Heroin Monkey

Two muscular men are holding hands. One has a pregnant belly and a shirt that says, "There's a Turkey in this oven." The other has a shirt that reads, "I put a Turkey in this oven."

Heroin Monkey

A close-up shot of a juice bottle with the text "How many strawberries did we squeeze in? 22! Plus 1/2 bananas. We used geometry... and a mallet." Below, additional text says, "How did they find One sextillion, one hundred twenty-four quintillion, seven hundred twenty-seven quadrillion, seven hundred seventy-seven trillion, six hundred seven billion, six hundred eighty thousand strawberries."

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Lickin' Good :)

A ray of light shines on a waterfall in a cave surrounded by trees. The text "Lickin' Good :)" is overlaid on the image.

YumMan

I'm am Hunger

A man with a beard and long hair looks at the camera with the text "I'm am hungry."

Heroin Monkey

Face mcshooty

A young man wearing a headset is sitting in a gaming chair and holding a bowl with a spoon in it. Text overlay: "Me pretending to get mad at the game after I died on purpose so I could finish my food."

Heroin Monkey

A photograph shows a chicken finger held up in someone's hand. The caption says that it looks like the Grinch.

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