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Face mc shooty

In a scene from the show "Breaking Bad", a man sits and reads a book. The meme text above the image reads: "When the girl ur eating out starts to taste like poison and u realize that's probably how she died."

Heroin Monkey

A man with glasses looks into the camera. Above him is the text: "Extra fries? I thought you said to beat up my bisexual son!"

Heroin Monkey

A screen capture of a tweet from KFC_UKI saying: "Me: eating, Ing: I'm full, Full: But I'm full, But: ok, Ok: what, What: what?"

Lil’ bro

The image shows a collage of four disgusting food items from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants, with the text "You lost a dare, and now you have to eat one of these 4 foods, which one are you choosing?"

Lil’ bro

Spongebob makes a disgusted face. The caption reads, "When you burp and it smells like the food you ate an hour ago."

Heroin Monkey

A child sits in a high chair covered in spaghetti and sauce with a green food tray in front of him. The text overlay reads, "He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids."

Lil’ bro

A collage of different Krabby Patty images from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. In the center of the image is a Krabby Patty with the text "Krabby Patty" below it.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A close-up of a brown tabby cat with a slightly annoyed expression, accompanied by the text "can i get uhhhhhh..."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A meme shows a waitress taking an order from a couple, with the text: "Waitress: Hey folks, just a heads up, we don't serve dog here. Guy: Can I just have a water? Waitress: Sorry I don't speak karate."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A two-panel comic shows a white anthropomorphic wolf wearing a red apron standing behind a table and asking a black anthropomorphic rabbit reading a menu: "So, what type of pasta do you recommend?" In the second panel, the wolf, smiling, says, "I think fagottini would be your type," while the rabbit looks surprised and holds up a card with a rainbow flag on it.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a doctor leans over a patient in a hospital bed and says, "PLEASE... If you can hear my voice..." In the second panel, another person says, "It's no use! He's in a deep coma!" In the third panel, someone says, "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A plate with a slice of "vegan cheesecake", which is actually a piece of dirt and grass. The text says "Vegan cheesecake. Follow me for more recipe ideas."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A photo of a paper towel with cinnamon dust arranged in two squares to resemble toast. Text reads: "Every time I make my cinnamon toast it reminds me of the Hiroshima victims and I get a bit sad."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two contrasting scenes under the heading "Rethink Your Weekend." On the left, there's a plate of fried food and a mug of beer, labeled as "1500 Calories." On the right, there's a Dyson sphere, which is a hypothetical megastructure that completely encompasses a star to harness its energy, labeled as "124 trillion Calories."

Adolf Nigler

Fuckin' Donkey

A still from a Gordon Ramsay show with Ramsay looking upset and a red arrow pointing to his head. Above Ramsay, the text reads, "When Grandma asks if you liked the cookies..." Below Ramsay, the text reads, "10 HOURS!"

Face mc shooty

cane sauce

A person holds a bucket full of french fries. The text above the bucket says: "Ketchup is NOT available. What would you dip these fries in?"

MATTIX

A close-up shot of a cooked chicken in a pan, with text that reads, "Rip Ice Spice. Someone tag the surgeon. (Should I do...)"

Heroin Monkey

MATTIX

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top two panels show Drake looking displeased on the left and a cooked turkey on the right. The bottom two panels show Drake looking pleased on the left and a rectangular turkey-like dish on the right. Above the panels, the text reads "The #cybertruck memes keep coming.. and the drake meme is a gift that keeps on giving!". The timestamp is "3:22 AM - Nov 28, 2019"

LtPancakes98

i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you

Two men are handling a pot in a basin. A close-up of a man's bulging belly is shown below. The text says: "I don't know what they cooking but that tummy looks happy as hell."

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