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Nintendo Fan

The image shows a father and son sitting at a table in a restaurant. The father is looking at his son with a smile, and the son is looking back at his father with a slight smile. There is also a plate of food and a glass on the table. Above the image it says, "Waiter: Kids under 12 eat for free" and "Dad: My son wants 4 large Pizzas and one water for me".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a map of the USA with counties outlined. There are several colored areas. A key indicates that the orange area represents "bread", "crust", and "pepperoni", and that the blue area represents "the place I beat an elderly man to death in 2004".

Heroin Monkey

MEME LORD

The text overlay reads: "Realizing my little brother's teeth came in so he can't give me the drooling meat toothless velvety meat muncher anymore." Below the text there is a video of a man with a cap, looking to the side.

MEME LORD

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is from an Uber Eats delivery driver. They ask the customer "awww who's a hungry kitty? :3" and continue with "is it youu are you the hungry pet?" and "aww look at you". The customer responds with "dawg what the f k".

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a traffic accident involving a Coca-Cola truck and a Mentos truck. The Mentos truck is tipped over on its side, and the caption reads, "I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE HOW CLOSE WE CAME TO A WORLD ENDING EVENT."

Heroin Monkey

me when

A brown horse is standing inside what appears to be a convenience store, with its head pointed down and a stream of yellow granular material coming out of its mouth and falling to the floor.

big [fire] balls

The image shows two cartoon characters. In the top panel, Perry the Platypus is shown with a round belly, and the text says, "You ate all the cheese?!" The bottom panel shows Dr. Doofenshmirtz, with an expression of shock and despair, saying, "NOOO".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text that says "when your funny friend angus makes a joke" above the text "Classic Angus". Below the text is an image of a large burger on a white background.

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel cartoon of Garfield. In the first panel, Jon proudly announces, "I made a lasagna Garfield!". In the second panel, there is a stack of lasagna on a plate and the text "Mhmm yeah looks good, huh?". The third panel shows hands touching the lasagna with the text "Oh god it's so warm and wet." The final panel shows Garfield with a surprised expression and the text "I should call Liz."

Heroin Monkey

The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a chart titled "HOW TO IDENTIFY A BIRD", with different birds shown in the image, with the word "Fed" written below each of them.

✨Jassy✨

My big back moment

A woman with long hair and large hoop earrings is looking upwards with an open mouth. The text above her reads "when you finish your french fries but you find extra ones at the bottom of the bag".

scooter103u

Is this scary 😨

A SpongeBob SquarePants popsicle with a yellow top, pink bottom, and a black smile.

Heroin Monkey

A two-tier cake made from noodles, topped with meat and cheese.

Heroin Monkey

Adolf Nigler

ER

Snoop Dogg is holding a burger with both hands, wearing rings. There is some text in front of him saying: N... I... Double G...

Heroin Monkey

A close-up image shows a fish with a cigarette in its mouth. There is text on the image that says, "he told me we were having smoked salmon for dinner dawg wtf is this".

AG

A chubby boy with a serious facial expression is flexing his arm muscles. The text on the image reads: "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a split screen comparison of vegan and real steak. On the left, under "Vegan Steak" is a picture of a cooked vegan steak with some gravy and garnish. Underneath it, there is a text box stating "ingredients". On the right, under "Real Steak", there's a picture of a sliced real steak. Underneath it, there's a picture of a cow in a field. The text underneath the image says "ingredients". Above the comparison, there is a blue, wide-eyed, emoji face.

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