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Heroin Monkey

A screen capture of a tweet from KFC_UKI saying: "Me: eating, Ing: I'm full, Full: But I'm full, But: ok, Ok: what, What: what?"

Lil’ bro

The image shows a collage of four disgusting food items from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants, with the text "You lost a dare, and now you have to eat one of these 4 foods, which one are you choosing?"

Lil’ bro

Spongebob makes a disgusted face. The caption reads, "When you burp and it smells like the food you ate an hour ago."

Heroin Monkey

A child sits in a high chair covered in spaghetti and sauce with a green food tray in front of him. The text overlay reads, "He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids."

Lil’ bro

A collage of different Krabby Patty images from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. In the center of the image is a Krabby Patty with the text "Krabby Patty" below it.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A close-up of a brown tabby cat with a slightly annoyed expression, accompanied by the text "can i get uhhhhhh..."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A meme shows a waitress taking an order from a couple, with the text: "Waitress: Hey folks, just a heads up, we don't serve dog here. Guy: Can I just have a water? Waitress: Sorry I don't speak karate."

Anonymous

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A two-panel comic shows a white anthropomorphic wolf wearing a red apron standing behind a table and asking a black anthropomorphic rabbit reading a menu: "So, what type of pasta do you recommend?" In the second panel, the wolf, smiling, says, "I think fagottini would be your type," while the rabbit looks surprised and holds up a card with a rainbow flag on it.

Anonymous

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The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a doctor leans over a patient in a hospital bed and says, "PLEASE... If you can hear my voice..." In the second panel, another person says, "It's no use! He's in a deep coma!" In the third panel, someone says, "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey."

Anonymous

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A plate with a slice of "vegan cheesecake", which is actually a piece of dirt and grass. The text says "Vegan cheesecake. Follow me for more recipe ideas."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A photo of a paper towel with cinnamon dust arranged in two squares to resemble toast. Text reads: "Every time I make my cinnamon toast it reminds me of the Hiroshima victims and I get a bit sad."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two contrasting scenes under the heading "Rethink Your Weekend." On the left, there's a plate of fried food and a mug of beer, labeled as "1500 Calories." On the right, there's a Dyson sphere, which is a hypothetical megastructure that completely encompasses a star to harness its energy, labeled as "124 trillion Calories."

Adolf Nigler

Fuckin' Donkey

A still from a Gordon Ramsay show with Ramsay looking upset and a red arrow pointing to his head. Above Ramsay, the text reads, "When Grandma asks if you liked the cookies..." Below Ramsay, the text reads, "10 HOURS!"

Face mcshooty

cane sauce

A person holds a bucket full of french fries. The text above the bucket says: "Ketchup is NOT available. What would you dip these fries in?"

MATTIX

A close-up shot of a cooked chicken in a pan, with text that reads, "Rip Ice Spice. Someone tag the surgeon. (Should I do...)"

Heroin Monkey

MATTIX

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top two panels show Drake looking displeased on the left and a cooked turkey on the right. The bottom two panels show Drake looking pleased on the left and a rectangular turkey-like dish on the right. Above the panels, the text reads "The #cybertruck memes keep coming.. and the drake meme is a gift that keeps on giving!". The timestamp is "3:22 AM - Nov 28, 2019"

LtPancakes98

i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you

Two men are handling a pot in a basin. A close-up of a man's bulging belly is shown below. The text says: "I don't know what they cooking but that tummy looks happy as hell."

LtPancakes98

I just started this site (explain bear, make me welcome plz)

A person's hand holding penne pasta over a black box, while in the background a person with a chef's hat and mustache holds a gun to their head. Text overlay reads 'pov a italians when spaghetti broken' and 'Pasta la vista'.

Face mcshooty

A group of people are sitting in a circle during a therapy session. The text overlay reads "When I'm at hospitals, I put half-eaten sandwiches in coma patients' hands to give their family hope."

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