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Face mcshooty

fucker took my food

A first-person view shows a hand holding a cartoon bird by its neck. The background is a yellow field with a windmill in the distance and a mountain on the horizon. The lighting has a reddish hue.

Face mcshooty

dinner time

A painting depicts a table setting. The main subject is a ham with a human face. There are candles, cutlery, grapes, and other garnishes.

Adolf kitler

I would give you my crayons if you were really hungry.

A cat with blush on its cheeks has its paws together in a "shy" gesture.

DIANEE

A bearded dragon is wearing a headset and laying on top of a book with the text: "HELLO, TECH SUPPORT. YOU HAVE A BUG IN YOUR COMPUTER? SOUNDS TASTY."

DIANEE

A lizard with its mouth wide open looking excited. The text says, "Yay!!!!" above the lizard and "mccrickets!!!!!!" below it.

DIANEE

A black dragon is looking to the left with an annoyed face. The text overlayed on the image says "When someone puts milk first then cereal."

DIANEE

someone didn't eat it

The image shows a bearded dragon in two panels. The top panel shows the lizard looking to the left with the text: "I see you poured your heart and soul into that salad. It would be a shame if..." The bottom panel shows the same lizard looking forward with the text: "...someone didn't eat it".

Adolf kitler

A small, light-orange and white kitten sits on a grey blanket with white stars. The text "i eated a cheese" is overlayed on the image.

DIANEE

The image is a screenshot of a Google search result for "Bearded dragon memes". The main image on the search result shows a bearded dragon with its mouth open, along with the text "Last thing the last cricket sees:". Below are several other smaller images including one that says, "Spike when no crickets," another says "Guess I'll die" and one with the quote "Sand is terrible substrate".

RJ

Spaghetti

A close-up of a man's face with a serious expression. Below the image is the text, "Come over, my mom's making spaghetti."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A photo of a yellow object that looks like a banana duck hybrid. The text on the image says, "Identify this bird!"

Adolf kitler

A white cat wearing glasses and a bow tie is sitting at a table with scientific glassware. There is a blackboard behind it with formulas on it. The text reads: "What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6x10^23 pieces? Guacamole."

Adolf kitler

A black cat sits on the chest of a skeleton lying in a bed. The text on the image says, "When you're dead, but your cat is still bothering you for food:".

Adolf kitler

A cat looks at a sandwich with text "One of these days, you will be mine."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A white duck is pictured on the left, and on the right is a list of "Duck facts!" which includes: "until 1995 ducks were classified as pond cats", "They have feathers because they would look ridiculous in shirts", "Duck's feet made of cheese", "The duck's natural enemy is explosion", "Ducks can't go into space on their own", and "Bread bread bread bread breab breadd bread".

Adolf kitler

A cat is sitting at a table with a plate in front of it. The text reads "Sir, would you like a fish taco?" Below this is an image of a taco filled with goldfish crackers.

Adolf kitler

A cat with glowing eyes is sitting on a wooden surface. The text on the image reads: "Where is my milk, mother?"

Adolf kitler

A cat wrapped in a blanket looking grumpy with the text 'MORNING! WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?'

Adolf kitler

A Siamese cat sits at a table, looking grumpy, with the text: "We both know the tuna's fate. Give it up."

Adolf kitler

A photo of two cats, one of them is jumping up with both paws in the air, as if in a frantic state, and another one is sitting still, looking at the jumping cat, on a wood floor with text above the two cats that says: "WHEN YOU SEE YOUR HUMAN TAKING YOUR FOOD OUT."

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