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The image shows four panels, each with a different SCP object class icon and a caption. The first panel shows the icon for Euclid with text: "How hard I could hit my brother". The second panel displays the Safe icon with text: "How hard I decided to hit him". The third panel shows the Keter icon with the caption: "How he described it to my dad". The fourth and final panel shows the Apollyon icon with the caption: "How my dad gonna hit me".

Big daddy2.0

So true

An image of Nemo looking displeased. To the right is the text: "What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found."

The ugly rats ALT account

I sleek the truth to my mom...

A drawing of a crying anime character. The text says, "Pain... is all you give to me."

Caylez.cc

Me at the dinner table

A still from the movie "Captain Eo" showing Michael Jackson looking to either side where two spoons are pointing at him. The text reads: Me at the dinner table.

Wade

Little bit.

The image shows a comic panel with two figures, one in a dark outfit with a skull emblem, and the other in a white hooded outfit. The dark figure is asking: "Hello, Marc, you still crazy?" The white figure is responding with: "Little bit. You still murdering people?" The dark figure responds: "Little bit. How's your imaginary god?" The white figure then replies: "He's good. How's your dead family?"

✨Jassy✨

My mom when i was younger

A man with a slightly annoyed smirk is looking at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "Me when my kid trips over the toy I asked him to pick up 100 times."

The Unknown King of Moderation

LISTEN ITS GOOD

The image shows two panels. In the upper panel, a character with red horns and yellow eyes is smiling with the text "me talking about Homestuck". The lower panel shows a character with a blue shirt and black hair, looking distressed, with the text "my family members".

Chexers

A screenshot of two text messages from "Grandma". The first message, sent 1 minute ago, reads: "Why are you posting on Facebook about not having nut in November?" The second message, sent now, reads: "If you developed a nut allergy I need to modify my recipes. Call me back."

Daddy dick

My uncle <3

A person with dark hair in pigtails, heavy makeup and missing front teeth. The text on the image says "группа Заряжаю на позитив!!!". The website StuffMakesMeHappy.com is also visible.

LOVE MADDI👒

MY BABYS

Four dogs are lounging on a grey couch. Three are lying down, and one is sitting upright.

timmyy

When strict parents👍

The text on the image reads: "Jas: or shows a pic of my dead bf bc my dad snapped his neck."

Cricket Green

The Texans War has begun, prep your muskets bois

The image shows a cartoon family: a father with a cigarette in his mouth, a child with a gun on his head and a trollface on top, a mother with red laser eyes and a young girl with dark sunglasses. A kitten is placed on the bottom right. The text on the image says "NORMAL FAMILY IN TEXAS".

Everyone's Guardian Angel

Found jits mom

A woman with heavy makeup, light skin and dark hair is looking at the camera with a slight pout. She has exaggerated, cartoon-like features with large cheeks and lips. There is a play button icon in the middle of the screen. Below the button, there are a like symbol and a speech bubble symbol with numbers.

Wade

Not now..

The image is a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a pixelated man with purple skin, labeled "Dad," tells a pixelated brown-haired boy with a small yellow figure that it's "not now, son." In the second panel, the same purple man, again labeled "Dad," tells a pixelated girl with orange hair that it's "not now, daughter." The third panel shows the dad telling a pixelated red animal with sharp teeth, "Not now, son." The final panel depicts the same purple man with the red animal, plus a green creature, and a white-and-red clown, while the man is saying "Kids!"

the cool kid

so true lol

A cartoon image of Patrick Star with a bad haircut and the text "When Mom Gives U Haircut".

GayAndProudLol

Look what my sister did to me

A cartoonish figure of a caveman with a blue dinosaur hat, light yellow skin, a brown cloth around their waist, and a green liquid inside their head. The character is smiling with their tongue sticking out. The background is a light blue.

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

This is my brother after getting a girlfriend

A blue and red 3D rendering of a face with yellow eyes, a wide open mouth with teeth showing and a crazed expression.

RapBoat

Different flavors is crazy💀

A father and daughter are posing for a picture. The father is shirtless, and the daughter is behind him, her arms around his shoulders.

Lil’ bro

The image displays a text asking, "Who invited the giant, furry peanut?" then answers with the text "Aunt Grizelda" in a light green box below the question. The background shows tree branches with green leaves and a blue sky.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a cartoon landscape with many reddish, tree-like plants. On top of the image are the words "Man if only I had a place to put out my cigarette." followed by "My daughter's forehead:"

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