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Spaghetti

A close-up of a man's face with a serious expression. Below the image is the text, "Come over, my mom's making spaghetti."

DIANEE

I just hit my head. This is me now

A drawing shows a simple, outlined figure lying flat on its back, arms extended and slightly bent. The figure is a basic human form without any facial features. The image also includes the phrase "kinda found dead in Miami"

CaptainEgg75

what you get

A close up image of Megamind with a serious, slightly sad expression and the text "No Father?" above him.

CaptainEgg75

no no no no no no no no no

A cartoon of a man with a concerned expression. The text on the image reads "NO CHILDREN?"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a picture of a person made up of small Lego bricks. The text above it says, "Here's a picture of my brother and I playing with Legos."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison of two sons. On the top, there is a graphic of two rectangular sections labeled "Your Son" and "MY SON". In "Your Son", there is a silhouette of a feminine character. In "My Son" is a silhouette of a soldier. Below is a picture with "Your Son" labeling a blurry image of someone wearing pink-blue-white striped stockings and "MY SON" labeling a coffin draped in the US flag.

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Bert and Ernie at a stand with a sign saying "APPLES 5¢". The text below says, "Bert and Ernie undercut the current apple market value, forcing their competitors' families into poverty."

Thoughtless

The image shows four panels from the cartoon "Family Guy." In the upper left panel, a pair of black-gloved hands holds a sign that says, "WE HAVE YOUR SON." In the upper right, Peter and Lois Griffin are looking at a wall of television screens, and there is a caption on the panel that says, "Meg's our daughter." In the lower-left panel, three figures in black ski masks are shown with Meg. In the lower right, black-gloved hands hold up a sign that says, "REALLY?"

Thoughtless

The image shows a conversation between the author and his aunt, with a shocked Pikachu image at the bottom. The aunt is telling him that tattoos are a lifetime commitment. The author responds, "unlike your marriage". Below it says "Everyone else at the family BBQ".

Thoughtless

A four-panel comic strip shows a father and son encountering a bear in the woods. In the first panel, the father tells the son to play dead. In the second panel, the son is lying on the ground. The bear sniffs the father in the third panel. In the final panel, the son asks why his dad isn't playing dead, and his dad replies, "Because I'm dead inside, son."

Heroin Monkey

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

Lil’ bro

A collage of different images of the character Bandit Heeler from the cartoon "Bluey". Several images show Bandit in various poses. Some images have text on them, for example "BANDIT HEELER", "DAD", and "The Blueyfather".

RapBoat

Red Leather GOOFY AHH comment section

A screenshot of a Youtube comment section. The comments are all about Cole. One comment says: "Cole like that family member you can't stay mad at." Another one says: "Cole is the definition of I have no enemies." And the last says: "Cole is the definition of never let em know your next move."

Heroin Monkey

An image depicts three children sitting around a table that's covered with various pills. The text above them reads: "grandma is dead so lets eat all of her pills". One of the children also has a text bubble saying: "She Won't Be Needing Those Anymore!"

Caylez.cc

My som

A close-up of a child's face with a surprised expression. His eyes are wide, and his mouth is open.

ADHD autist

Me and my brother Thalo

A photo of two people. A baby and an adult are very close to the camera. The baby is in the lower-left portion of the frame. The adult is in the upper right. The adult has glasses and is upside down.

ADHD autist

My brother is cute

A close up photo of a baby with a pacifier in his mouth, holding a colorful ball toy in his hand.

ADHD autist

My brother

A cute toddler with blond hair is sitting on the floor, holding a colorful ball and a pink toy. He's got a pacifier in his mouth and looks directly at the viewer.

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My little girl

A girl is making a funny face. She is scowling, with wide open eyes, and her mouth is open with visible teeth. Her ears are very large.

MEME LORD

The text overlay reads: "Realizing my little brother's teeth came in so he can't give me the drooling meat toothless velvety meat muncher anymore." Below the text there is a video of a man with a cap, looking to the side.

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