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The image shows a large stone head with closed eyes asking, "Your gifts are accepted, what does your mortal heart desire?" Below, a hooded figure answers, "Lord of the Rings Trilogy, completely the same. But the orks sound aggressively French." The hooded figure then asks "...Why?"

A person covered in a black cloth with the text "ME GOING TO GET MY CUPCAKE" overlaid in white text.

A man wearing a green hat with an "L" on it looks surprised. The text says, "The genie after I ask that my third wish to be another blowjob."

The comic shows a person saying, "Boy, I'd sell my soul for a puppy." Then the person gets a puppy. Later the person is playing with the puppy, sitting with the puppy, and finally being chained in hell.

oh, does that mean he a pedo!

A cartoon drawing of a shower head with a small face. The text says: "Every naked person I see turns me on."

The image shows a drawing of a couple lying in bed, kissing and cuddling. Above the image, the text reads: "How I wish I could be right now:".

A four panel image from a cartoon. In the first panel, one man is saying to another "I'm starving". The second panel shows the second man holding a bag of skittles with the word "Skittles" written in a dynamic font above. The third panel shows the second man with three tongues coming out of his mouth, saying: "Let us taste the rainbow together". The last panel shows the man with a rainbow of light coming out of his mouth. He is saying: "Agreed!"

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man this hits

A social media post from the subreddit r/teenagers with the title: 'Bruh yk what I want?' The post reads: 'Just to be lying down, arms around a girl not just cause she's hot or cute but cause I genuinely care about her and love her and she feels the same way. Just to be like holding her close and maybe stroking her hair. Maybe at one point giving her a soft kiss or two before she'd fall asleep into my arms so I could drift off too. Yes I am cuddle horny.'

The image shows a woman with wild dark hair and a dramatic expression. Text above her reads "ME. WHEN I WANT SOMETHING." The text below reads, "I don't like to be kept waiting."

No more horny

An anime girl with white hair and red eyes is holding a gun to her own chin.

Cheesy Meme Of The Day!

The image shows a meme. The top half has a photo of many wheels of cheese piled up, while the bottom half shows a person with cheese slices photoshopped into his eyes, looking eager. The text on the image says, "ME IN THE CHEESE DEPARTMENT. I'LL TAKE ALL OF THEM."

Who I wish I was

A young boy with brown hair and blue eyes wearing a gray hoodie and several bracelets on his wrist.

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The image contains the text: DON'T BITE YOUR LIP OR YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF SLAMMED AGAINST THE WALL WITH MY HANDS PRESSED BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. SO UNLESS YOU WANT THAT, DON'T BITE YOUR FUCKING LIP. The text is in pink on a black background.

dd flat fr

A tweet by @TokyosVz that says: "you attract what you fear" AAHHH two latinas who goin tie me down and give me a foot job until I have a seizure AAHHH.

A still from a movie showing two children with their hands together in a praying position. Text overlay says: "Me and my friend at work are like... Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here."

TechPriestGotDrip

toast must burn

The image shows a split screen. The top half features two slices of toast that are completely burnt and smoking inside a toaster. The bottom half shows a still from a movie with two men looking at each other; the text "Some men just want to watch the toast burn" is superimposed on the image.

I Was Wrong!!!

The image shows two cartoon minion characters with different expressions. Above the minions, it says "I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was OLDER". Underneath, in big letters, it says "I WAS WRONG!!!".

Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.

A Star Trek character wearing a Santa hat is pictured with the quote: "I do not know who 'Holly' is, but the desire of her enemies to deck the halls with her bowels indicates that she must be a fierce warrior, indeed."

kanade otonokoji

Im still alive and im going to make it everyones problem

The image shows two drawings of anime girls. The top image shows a girl holding a love letter with the text 'Notice me senpai' to the right. The bottom image shows a slightly different style of girl, holding a letter with the text 'Upperclassman, whom I admire, please acknowledge me'. Below that, more text is present 'To you, the gentleman within my age group, and grade range at our educational institute, I, the female speaking to you, have developed romantic feelings for you, and inquire you to indulge my desires by taking note of my presence.'

Me

A black and white cartoon image of Tom the cat reaching for something on the floor. The word 'Life' is placed above Tom's head. The word 'Happiness' is written on a dark rectangle on the floor near his paw.

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