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The image shows a cartoon drawing of a red, distraught looking animal with big yellow eyes. The text says: "Me: performs perfect swan dive, Wood chipper operator:"

Two images side-by-side. On the left, a metal slide. On the right, a yellow tube slide. Text above both images says: "One burned you alive and the other one electrocuted you with static."

:D

A yellow road sign depicts a moose standing over a smashed car. Below it is another sign that reads "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". Above, the text "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."

A man is about to eat a very large hamburger. The text on the image says, "Children under the age of 3. Products containing small parts."

A scene from the Simpsons shows Ralph sitting on a bus with a worried expression. Above the image is text that reads, "When you tell your English teacher she made a spelling mistake." Below Ralph, the text says "(chuckles) I'm in danger."

Like if you can relate and comment if you think this is funny

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows a text saying "7 y/o me in my dad's car: Dad, I wanna turn on the light. Can I press this button?" with an image of a hand about to press a car light button. The bottom panel shows a text saying "My dad:" with an image of the character Rocket Racoon from the movie Guardians of the Galaxy saying "No!! That's the button that will kill everyone".

OFF

The image shows a rough, textured wall with blood-like streaks running down it. The words "HELP ME" are scrawled on the wall in what appears to be the same red liquid.

.c

An image shows a large bomb hanging from a ceiling. The text below reads: "This prank is going to be crazy" with two skull emojis.

I WANNA STEP ON ONE OF THOSE

A photo shows a person's foot about to step on a Lego brick, with other Lego pieces scattered on the carpet. Text at the bottom reads "Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them | Babylon Bee"

Pov: your stick you head out the window..... Of an airplane

An image shows a close-up of a man's face from an anime or cartoon with his mouth agape and eyes clenched shut as if experiencing a forceful wind or pressure. The background suggests movement and a sense of being outdoors or in motion.

jim please

The image consists of two panels. The top panel is a drawing showing three hands holding a rope. The rope is broken. The text says "Sometimes what you're trying to hold on is exactly what you should let go off." The bottom panel is a black and white photograph showing a person dangling from a cliff, being held by a rope from someone on the edge. The text says "But it's so relatable. Jim, please."

when you go hiking and you see a bear

A black bear is running on a paved road. The image text says: "NOT A RUNNER? NOW YOU ARE". The background is snowy.

Meme:

A close-up shot of a squash plant with a sharp twig impaled on a thin vine. The text reads, "Your chances of being killed by a squash plant are low but never zero."

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Well shit

The image shows the text "me: opens sunroof" and "everyone else on the submarine:" above a picture of Pikachu with a shocked expression.

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