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Heroin Monkey

A still of a man wearing a red and gold robe looking up. The text above the man reads "A toddler watching an entire bookshelf tilt towards them."

Heroin Monkey

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A video game ad showing a baby crawling away from a man in an orange shirt in a house. The text says, "Play Whos Your Daddy. Play Around In Your Two-Story House And Garden Packed With Potentially Dangerous Items. Sponsored. MaxLevelFun. Download"

Heroin Monkey

A person is engulfed in flames while another person aims a flamethrower in a forest. The text overlay reads, "I would literally die if a boy did this to me."

DAP ME UP

The image is a map of the USA, with Ohio highlighted in red. The map has a color-coded key describing levels of danger related to Ohio, ranging from 'You are in Ohio' (red) to 'Illusion of Safety' (grey).

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a soldier wearing a ton of yellow, wheel-like objects. The caption reads: "You see, Vladimir, when wear armor like mine, enemy will never be of shoot you for fear of explode city bloc".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a door handle with a string tied to it. The other end of the string is attached to a hand grenade.

Heroin Monkey

The top image shows a yellow road sign with a deer symbol and the text "SUICIDAL DEER" and "NEXT 5 MILES". The bottom image shows a deer running with an explosive belt strapped to its body and the text "ALLAHU AKBAR".

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a staircase with a very uneven carpet. The text on the image says: "There was a petition at my school to remove the carpet cuz too many people were falling. The carpet:"

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon image shows a forest scene with trees and grass. A brown bear sits in the background, and a detached human arm with a fitness watch lies on the ground. A speech bubble reads "Great run. You lost 79 kg."

Heroin Monkey

A photo shows two signs posted one above the other. The top sign is a yellow diamond with the word "SLOW" above an image of a running figure and the words "CHILDREN AT PLAY" below. The second sign is a white rectangle with the text "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY".

Heroin Monkey

A dog is lying on the floor with a sweater on. The caption on the image says: "Top 10 Most Dangerous Snakes Around The World."

Anonymous

A man walks away on a foggy path. The text overlay reads "MY DICK HAS LEAD ME TO PLACES I WOULDN'T EVEN GO WITH A GUN."

CrackedRuby_alt

Welp

A three-panel cartoon shows a man being threatened by a robber, who is smoking, who says 'Ya know, cigarettes are gonna kill you someday'. The man replies 'Ya, sure, whatever pal'. In the final panel, the man is being chased by armed cigarettes and a match.

Wade

The image shows text that reads: "Government: Tobacco is dangerous. You need to be 21 to buy it. Also government *sending military recruiters to high schools*:". Below this text is a picture of a man with white hair wearing a red blazer with an excited expression, saying, "Hi kids! Do you like violence?"

XI

The image shows a cartoon drawing of a red, distraught looking animal with big yellow eyes. The text says: "Me: performs perfect swan dive, Wood chipper operator:"

M3ME G0D

Two images side-by-side. On the left, a metal slide. On the right, a yellow tube slide. Text above both images says: "One burned you alive and the other one electrocuted you with static."

Claoky

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A yellow road sign depicts a moose standing over a smashed car. Below it is another sign that reads "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". Above, the text "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."

Bozo

A man is about to eat a very large hamburger. The text on the image says, "Children under the age of 3. Products containing small parts."

blach66

A scene from the Simpsons shows Ralph sitting on a bus with a worried expression. Above the image is text that reads, "When you tell your English teacher she made a spelling mistake." Below Ralph, the text says "(chuckles) I'm in danger."

✨Jassy✨

Like if you can relate and comment if you think this is funny

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows a text saying "7 y/o me in my dad's car: Dad, I wanna turn on the light. Can I press this button?" with an image of a hand about to press a car light button. The bottom panel shows a text saying "My dad:" with an image of the character Rocket Racoon from the movie Guardians of the Galaxy saying "No!! That's the button that will kill everyone".

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