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The image features a meme with the text "HOW I FEEL WHEN I HAVE A FULL DAY OF ASBESTOS REMOVAL AHEAD OF ME." The background shows a man yelling aggressively, which adds to the humorous exaggeration of the feeling associated with a tough job.

Face mcshooty

Shrek is sitting with a serious look on his face, with his hands crossed. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "When u and hb argue, you slowly start pulling back your dihh foreskin like a samurai unsheathing his blade, letting him know he's in danger."

Adolf Nigler

Worst time for the "Cha-Cha Slide" to start playing:

A man in a suit is standing on the edge of a cliff looking into a large gap between his cliff and another.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A grainy black and white image shows a crowd of people watching a screen. The screen displays a close-up of a person's face. Above the screen, white text reads: "Blue fire is not actually cold and it will burn you."

Willy b

A road sign on a winding road in a mountainous landscape. The sign says "SPEED LIMIT ENFORCED BY SNIPER" and above the sign is the text "SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUS" with three dots below it. The lower right corner has a TikTok handle.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A cartoon of a yellow duck holding a knife with the text "Don't duck with me" above it.

Thoughtless

A four-panel comic strip shows a father and son encountering a bear in the woods. In the first panel, the father tells the son to play dead. In the second panel, the son is lying on the ground. The bear sniffs the father in the third panel. In the final panel, the son asks why his dad isn't playing dead, and his dad replies, "Because I'm dead inside, son."

Pankake

A white parrot is holding a knife in its beak and appears to be looking at a hand reaching for it. The text above reads "i live in constant fear."

Adolf kitler

uh oh

The image shows a group of four cats walking towards the camera on a street. The text on the image reads: "When You 'pspspspsps' To The Wrong Gang".

tabs1528

A seal is on a yellow kayak. A person is touching the seal's head. The comment says: "dont let the video fool you, seals are dangerous. i heard a group of them killed bin laden."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a warning sign with the word WARNING on top and an illustration of a person seemingly exploding in a cloud of smaller fragments.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Wanda, I wish I had spider-man powers." The second panel shows Wanda, a fairy character with pink hair, looking distressed and saying, "Noooooo, Timmy, that's dangerous, you could put at risks all of humanity." In the third panel, the same male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Cosmo, I wish to change the mass of the proton." The fourth panel shows Cosmo, a fairy character with green hair, smiling and saying, "LOL, Great idea, Timmy, let's see what happens."

Heroin Monkey

A blue bag of Lay's potato chips with the words "FENTANYL Flavored chips" printed on it. The chips inside are covered in white powder and blue pills.

Heroin Monkey

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A drawing shows a party with several distressed people in the background. A guy with a party hat raises a brick of what is labeled "fent" towards a ceiling fan. The people shout: "why? why are you doing this?", "NO! NOT AGAIN!", "who keeps inviting this guy?!" and "oh, goddamnit!"

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The image shows a three-panel meme with a "Stonks" man reacting to different scenarios. In the first panel, text reads "There's a fire" and the Stonks man has his hands on his head and is labelled "Panik". The second panel has the text "You alert people by yelling 'Fire!'" and the man is labelled "Kalm". The third panel states, "You're on a shooting range," and the man is again labelled "Panik" with blurred hands on his head.

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A man wearing a balaclava and camouflage clothing stands in a grassy field holding a rifle. Above him is text that reads: "Definitely do not soak a bag of flour in diesel fuel and let it dry for a day or two. And then, by no means, do NOT insert a firecracker into the diesel flour dough. That's redneck C4 and is super duper dangerous."

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A Reddit post shows someone sharing an anecdote about kids singing the song "They Not Like Us" and other inappropriate lyrics on the playground. The poster finds the situation funny and reflects on the exposure of children to adult content.

Unimportant Intelligence

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A man is skydiving. The text on the image reads: "Did you know? You can skydive without parachute but only once."

Anonymous

A line drawing shows a group of people at what looks like a party. Two of them are dancing, and one person is standing off to the side wearing a party hat and looking sad. The text says, "THEY CAN'T HEAR THE BEEP MY BOMB JUST MADE (ONE MINUET LEFT)".

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