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9 days ago
A social media post shows a split image. On the left, a man, Elon Musk, in a suit with a blue tie and crossed arms, looks at the camera. On the top right, several miniature Tesla vehicles, including cars and a semi-truck, are arranged on a light brown surface. On the bottom right, a red Tesla logo is displayed against a blue sky. Text above the images reads "Decepticons origin story" and "Elon Musk announces Grok AI will be integrated into Tesla vehicles next week".
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  • Day

    3 months ago
    The image features a meme with the text "HOW I FEEL WHEN I HAVE A FULL DAY OF ASBESTOS REMOVAL AHEAD OF ME." The background shows a man yelling aggressively, which adds to the humorous exaggeration of the feeling associated with a tough job.
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  • Samurai

    3 months ago
    Shrek is sitting with a serious look on his face, with his hands crossed. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "When u and hb argue, you slowly start pulling back your dihh foreskin like a samurai unsheathing his blade, letting him know he's in danger."
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  • Time

    4 months ago

    Worst time for the "Cha-Cha Slide" to start playing:

    A man in a suit is standing on the edge of a cliff looking into a large gap between his cliff and another.
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  • Fire

    5 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    A grainy black and white image shows a crowd of people watching a screen. The screen displays a close-up of a person's face. Above the screen, white text reads: "Blue fire is not actually cold and it will burn you."
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  • Sniper

    5 months ago
    A road sign on a winding road in a mountainous landscape. The sign says "SPEED LIMIT ENFORCED BY SNIPER" and above the sign is the text "SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUS" with three dots below it. The lower right corner has a TikTok handle.
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  • Duck

    6 months ago
    A cartoon of a yellow duck holding a knife with the text "Don't duck with me" above it.
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  • Bear

    6 months ago
    A four-panel comic strip shows a father and son encountering a bear in the woods. In the first panel, the father tells the son to play dead. In the second panel, the son is lying on the ground. The bear sniffs the father in the third panel. In the final panel, the son asks why his dad isn't playing dead, and his dad replies, "Because I'm dead inside, son."
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  • Fear

    7 months ago
    A white parrot is holding a knife in its beak and appears to be looking at a hand reaching for it. The text above reads "i live in constant fear."
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  • Cat

    7 months ago

    uh oh

    The image shows a group of four cats walking towards the camera on a street. The text on the image reads: "When You 'pspspspsps' To The Wrong Gang".
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  • Seal

    7 months ago
    A seal is on a yellow kayak. A person is touching the seal's head. The comment says: "dont let the video fool you, seals are dangerous. i heard a group of them killed bin laden."
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  • Warning

    7 months ago
    The image shows a warning sign with the word WARNING on top and an illustration of a person seemingly exploding in a cloud of smaller fragments.
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  • Wish

    9 months ago
    The image shows a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Wanda, I wish I had spider-man powers." The second panel shows Wanda, a fairy character with pink hair, looking distressed and saying, "Noooooo, Timmy, that's dangerous, you could put at risks all of humanity." In the third panel, the same male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Cosmo, I wish to change the mass of the proton." The fourth panel shows Cosmo, a fairy character with green hair, smiling and saying, "LOL, Great idea, Timmy, let's see what happens."
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  • Chip

    10 months ago
    A blue bag of Lay's potato chips with the words "FENTANYL Flavored chips" printed on it. The chips inside are covered in white powder and blue pills.
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  • Memes

    10 months ago
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i Ejactulate on small children for burnie sanders and donald trump
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  • Brick

    10 months ago
    A drawing shows a party with several distressed people in the background. A guy with a party hat raises a brick of what is labeled "fent" towards a ceiling fan. The people shout: "why? why are you doing this?", "NO! NOT AGAIN!", "who keeps inviting this guy?!" and "oh, goddamnit!"
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  • Fire

    1 year ago

    🥲🥲🥲

    The image shows a three-panel meme with a "Stonks" man reacting to different scenarios. In the first panel, text reads "There's a fire" and the Stonks man has his hands on his head and is labelled "Panik". The second panel has the text "You alert people by yelling 'Fire!'" and the man is labelled "Kalm". The third panel states, "You're on a shooting range," and the man is again labelled "Panik" with blurred hands on his head.
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  • Bag

    1 year ago
    A man wearing a balaclava and camouflage clothing stands in a grassy field holding a rifle. Above him is text that reads: "Definitely do not soak a bag of flour in diesel fuel and let it dry for a day or two. And then, by no means, do NOT insert a firecracker into the diesel flour dough. That's redneck C4 and is super duper dangerous."
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  • Kid

    1 year ago
    A Reddit post shows someone sharing an anecdote about kids singing the song "They Not Like Us" and other inappropriate lyrics on the playground. The poster finds the situation funny and reflects on the exposure of children to adult content.
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  • Time

    1 year ago

    how fun

    A man is skydiving. The text on the image reads: "Did you know? You can skydive without parachute but only once."
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