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Bro

A group of sperm cells with speech bubbles. One sperm says, "I can't wait to be a cinephile like dad." Another one says, "Bro, we are in a Dune 2 popcorn bucket."

House

A stick figure of a child asks his dad, who is sitting at a desk in front of a monitor displaying a Bitcoin chart, "Are you winning Dad?" The dad responds with "No, pack your things, I just lost the house."

Emoji

The image shows a text message exchange. The dad says 'Your uncle Mark died' followed by 'We are planning on cremating him' with fire and skull emojis. The child replies, 'Dad, that's not how we use emojis.'

Mom

The image is a two-panel cartoon showing a mom and son in the first panel, with the son saying "Mom come here... HURRY! Daddy dressed up as a Piñata." In the second panel, the mom looks distraught and is crying while the son is holding a stick and ready to hit the dad, who is hanging like a piñata.

Load

A four-panel cartoon. The first panel shows a car driving on a bridge with a "LOAD LIMIT 10 TONS" sign. In the second panel, the father and child are in a car, the child asks "HOW DO THEY KNOW THE LOAD LIMIT ON BRIDGES, DAD?" The third panel shows the father thinking about a matrix equation and the structural load analysis of a bridge. In the fourth panel, the father, now looking dumbfounded, says: "OH. I SHOULD'VE GUESSED."

Meme

Story

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Kitten

Salad

A small white kitten with black spots is being held by pink kitchen tongs. The text above the image reads: "dad!" and below "Why is someone grabbing that kitten with tongs?!" A blue text box in the corner says "salad"

Hater

Troo, truer than ur dad coming back with dat milk

A group of six figures stand in a row. The faces are replaced with different meme characters, including Mike Wazowski, a Trollface, the Stonks meme face, Elmo, an Animal Crossing character, and Kermit. Below them in the foreground, there is a picture of a sad kitten. Above the figures it says "F*CK MY HATERS" and below the figures it says "ALL MY HOMIES HATE MY HATERS."

Autism test

You are the special

The image shows Emmet Brickowski from The Lego Movie. The text overlay reads, "Me asking my dad how I got 100% on the Autism Test even though I didn't practice for it: ...because you are The Special."

Cancer

The image shows a dialogue where a doctor, mom, and dad all say "Everything is Fine." Then, it shows Patrick Star from Spongebob with the text "Cancer take it or leave it" overlaid, indicating what Google might say.

Son

A photo shows a man standing in front of a ball pit. Above him is a large dinosaur statue. The text says, "Took my son to meet his real dad today."

Son

Not now..

The image is a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a pixelated man with purple skin, labeled "Dad," tells a pixelated brown-haired boy with a small yellow figure that it's "not now, son." In the second panel, the same purple man, again labeled "Dad," tells a pixelated girl with orange hair that it's "not now, daughter." The third panel shows the dad telling a pixelated red animal with sharp teeth, "Not now, son." The final panel depicts the same purple man with the red animal, plus a green creature, and a white-and-red clown, while the man is saying "Kids!"

Fish

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Pair

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Pic

When strict parents👍

The text on the image reads: "Jas: or shows a pic of my dead bf bc my dad snapped his neck."

Son

The image shows a Minecraft scene where a player has built a sign that says "Kool Kids Klub". Text above the image reads "Dad: Are you wining, son? Me:". Below the Minecraft image, there's a text that says "DEFINITELY".

Parent

...

The image is split into two sections. The top shows a woman with a surprised but pleased smile. The text above her reads, "Mums when their teenage son mentions a girl for the first time." Below, there is a cartoon character holding a shotgun with an angry expression. A younger cartoon character stands beside him. The text says, "Dads when their teenage daughter mentions a boy" and "I just want to talk with him."

Son

The image shows a text message exchange between a dad and his son. The dad asks, "Are you wining, son?" The son replies with a picture of his Minecraft character standing in front of a sign that reads "Kool Kids Klub," and a caption "DEFINITELY".

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