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Heroin Monkey

A sign that reads: "www.bridgewatercurlingclub.com. You think you can hurt my feelings. I used to hold the fleshlight for my dad."

Anonymous

Anakin Skywalker looks upset, with the text: "When your Mom & Dad tell you to stop jumping on your bed but you hear their bed squeaking at 2am. It's not fair!"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The sender asks if Alex was picked up from the vet. The response is yes, with a picture of a dog in a strip club. The sender then asks why their dog is in a strip club and the other person replies, "Because he's a good boy."

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon-style image shows a cute bug. The image's text reads "Cool bug facts. My dad beats me."

The Dark humor Hub

A still from Finding Nemo is juxtaposed with a quote. The quote reads, "What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found."

countryhumans memes

The image shows a cartoon meme in the style of an instructional manual, titled "Exercising Baby." Two figures resembling countryballs are depicted on either side of a weightlifting bench. On the left, a figure with a red body and a yellow star on its head, marked with "YES," is stretching the limbs of a small child. On the right, marked with "NO," a figure with a red body and a black military hat is pressing a barbell on top of another small child laying on the weightlifting bench. Russia is next to the bench, saying "Dad wut."

aidencool67

my dad is good

A video still shows a bicycle in the street and the text "Holy shit! Your dad is a good biker." The video is taken at night.

rapboat

Two pictures of infomercial salesmen. The first is a man with a yellow cloth smiling. The second is a man with a box of baking soda pointing. The text of the meme talks about how one man's dislike of another was like the hate between two rappers.

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

True tho🤫🧏‍♀️

The meme shows two images. The top image depicts a woman smiling, labeled 'when I mention my boyfriend to my mom'. The bottom image shows Peter Griffin holding a gun and Meg Griffin looking distressed, labeled 'WHEN I MENTION MY BOYFRIEND TO MY DAD', with the text 'I just want to talk with him' underneath.

Drakes snake

W Dad

The image shows Darth Vader with the text "FIRST BLACK GUY TO ADMIT HE IS THE FATHER" above and below him.

Your local comrade

The talk

A comic strip with three panels. In the first panel, a pink figure asks a taller blue figure, "Dad! Am I adopted?" In the second panel, the blue figure replies, "Of course not!" In the third panel, the blue figure says, "Why would I ever choose you?"

MEME LORD

A picture of a chimpanzee with an open mouth and a dark background. The text above the image says: "When I finally become flexible enough to bend down and give myself top for the first time, but my dad catches me and helps me out instead."

Heroin Monkey

A child's drawing on a piece of paper. The text reads: "I heard what you and dad were doing last night. Stop." Below this, there are two drawings, each in a separate box labeled "my room" and "mom's room." The drawing in "my room" depicts a stick figure standing with a speech bubble that says, "what the heel" while the drawing in "mom's room" depicts two stick figures in bed.

Anonymous

Dad: Do you wanna know what your sister said while she
lost her virginity?
Son: Dad, please stop this is inappropriate
Dad: Exactly

shaylie lol

The image shows a man with blond hair, a flower headband, and a dress. The text on the image says: "What girls feel like when someone says 'you look so much like your dad'".

Anonymous

A dialogue between a son and his dad where the son asks what a man is. The dad responds, "A man takes care of his family". The son says he wants to be a man like his mom. The last line is just "DAD:" and below that is a picture of an older man crying.

Nut Master

A puppet-like character with a shocked expression is seen mid-ejaculation, with a white substance flying through the air. The text above the image says, "when you nut and your dad walks into the room."

Wade

The image shows three pictures of Dwayne Johnson. In the first he has his fist clenched and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson", in the second he holds his hand out and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Paper' Johnson", and in the third he makes a peace sign with his fingers and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Scissors' Johnson."

shaylie lol

The image contains three panels of a man with a pained facial expression. The text on top of the image says, "When u tell ur sibling to go ask mom/dad for something but they mention ur name when asking."

Heroin Monkey

A group of sperm cells with speech bubbles. One sperm says, "I can't wait to be a cinephile like dad." Another one says, "Bro, we are in a Dune 2 popcorn bucket."

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