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Haircut

2 years ago

Happens every time

The image shows a split-screen meme with two images side-by-side. The left side is labeled "What I thought it would look like" and depicts a man with a stylish, layered blonde hairstyle. The right side is labeled "What it actually looked like" and shows a child with a short, bowl-cut style haircut.
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  • Diarrhea

    1 year ago
    A young person is sitting on a bench, looking at their phone. Below the image is text that asks "IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT their diarrhea?" followed by a list of funny definitions for common texting abbreviations. For example, "brb = bathroom bonanza", "lol = lots of liquid", and "smh = so many hemorrhoids".
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  • Kid

    1 year ago
    The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel is a pink square with the text "GOT NO KIDS?" at the top, followed by the text "Hire a babysitter anyway. Say your kid is asleep upstairs and must not be disturbed. Then upon your return, ask where your child is." with a vintage cartoon couple enjoying a meal at the top. The bottom panel shows a red cartoon figure with horns and a confused expression labeled "Satan:".
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  • Playground

    10 months ago
    A baby hippo is being held by a person. The text on the image says: "Me being removed from the McDonald's playground after eating the other children for 12 hours."
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  • Corporation

    1 year ago

    for real

    The image shows a split panel with text on top and a photo below. The top text says, "5 year old child: Makes toy videos. 10 million dollar corporations:". The bottom is a picture of a man looking at a Minecraft cow. The text on the bottom says, "I can milk you."
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  • School

    2 years ago

    Me at school

    A child is making a skeptical face, with the text 'WHEN SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE SITS NEXT TO YOU' above and the question 'are u lost?' next to her head.
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  • Kid

    2 years ago

    how to kidnap kids

    A drawing depicts a child in a blue shirt and a red cap standing on the left side. A skeleton is on the right, leaning forward with a sinister look. A shadow of a person is falling on the ground. Text on top: "2 CASUALLY APPROACH CHILD."
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  • Man

    1 year ago

    Robin v Robin

    The meme shows two panels of Robin in a comic book style. The top panel shows Robin saying, "I'm a wanted man, Jason." The next panel shows a different Robin saying, "Impossible, you weren't even a wanted child." Below that is an image of a person's face next to a dial labeled 'OOF SIZE' with settings for 'Small', 'Medium', and 'Large'.
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  • Parent

    1 year ago

    It’s finally happening…

    A picture of a Chuck E. Cheese sign with a news headline saying, "5 children have gone missing inside a Chuck E. Cheese. Parents report smells coming..."
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  • Obesity

    2 years ago

    EVery fat ass

    Two overweight children are sitting at a table in a restaurant. The boy on the right is pointing and saying 'I'll have the obesity deluxe, please.' There are fries and a drink on the table.
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  • Greeting

    2 years ago

    Hi

    A small child's face in the center of a black background.
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  • Candy

    1 year ago

    ON BABY

    A Toy Story scene showing Woody looking concerned with Buzz Lightyear next to him making a suspicious offer. Text overlay: "When Ryan asks a young child if they want some candy."
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  • Minion

    2 years ago

    i'll be the minion on the right

    The image shows two columns labeled "To Mom" and "To Dad". The "To Mom" column lists many common child complaints and requests. The "To Dad" column contains a single question: "Where's Mom?" Two minions are depicted in the "To Dad" column, looking confused.
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  • Son

    2 years ago

    my son

    A young man with unusually large ears, a wide smile, and discolored teeth looks directly at the camera.
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  • Weed

    1 year ago
    The image shows a comparison of 'Stoners 2020' and 'Stoners 1520'. In the first panel, a modern stoner is crying and saying 'This weed is too strong, I'm having an anxiety attack,' while another says, 'Haha pussy.' In the second panel, two indigenous people are shown with a bright background, one says, 'Nice Ayahuasca,' and the other says, 'Let's sacrifice a child.'
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  • Barney

    2 years ago
    A person dressed in a Barney costume is hugging a child tightly. The child's head is hidden inside the costume.
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    Springtrap

    1 year ago

    children?

    A yellow animatronic rabbit with wide eyes and a gaping mouth stares forward. Above the rabbit, a white rectangle contains the text "CHILDREN!?!?!?". The background is black.
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  • Mascot

    1 year ago
    A child poses next to Mr. Ball, a large mascot with hairy, testicle-like appearance, for a Brazilian non-profit that helps people with cancer.  The text in the image states: "A child poses with Mr. Ball, the mascot for a Brazilian non-profit that helps people with cancer."
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  • Car

    5 months ago
    The image is a collage showing a car cartoon slamming on its breaks, Elon Musk doing a nazi salute next to a stop sign, and cartoon running children. The car cartoon also features the text "BBBBRAAAKKKKKEEE!"
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  • Baby

    8 months ago
    Close-up of a baby's face, eyes wide open and looking forward.
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