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8 months ago
The image shows a blurry bird running with the text "8 year old me running over to my dad because 'bob from work' is calling."
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  • Cartoon

    5 days ago
    A 4chan post features an anime-style character with red and white features against a dark background, likely from a cartoon by VivziePop. The text box from an anonymous user states that the "cartoon set in Hell" has no rapists, no nazis, no child molesters, and no racists, but has "just loads and loads of homosexuals." The post ends with the question: "what did vivzie mean by this?"
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  • Account

    4 days ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter (or X) feed on a dark background. The top section shows 'Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper' with a 'Subscribe' button and the text 'BREAKING: Official Elmo account hacked'. Below this are three posts from a verified 'Elmo @elmo' account.
The first tweet, posted '44s' ago, reads: 'Elmo says ALL JEWS SHOULD DIE. FUCK JEWS. DONALD TRUMP IS NETANYAHU'S PUPPET BECAUSE HE IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. JEWS CONTROL THE WORLD AND NEED TO BE EXTERMINATED.'
The second tweet, posted '7m' ago, reads: 'RELEASE THE FILES @realDonaldTrump CHILD FUCKER'.
The third tweet, posted '10m' ago, reads: 'Kill all Jews.'
The bottom of the screenshot shows '7:22 PM . 13 Jul 25 . 2.2M Views'.
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  • Haircut

    2 years ago

    Happens every time

    The image shows a split-screen meme with two images side-by-side. The left side is labeled "What I thought it would look like" and depicts a man with a stylish, layered blonde hairstyle. The right side is labeled "What it actually looked like" and shows a child with a short, bowl-cut style haircut.
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  • Diarrhea

    1 year ago
    A young person is sitting on a bench, looking at their phone. Below the image is text that asks "IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT their diarrhea?" followed by a list of funny definitions for common texting abbreviations. For example, "brb = bathroom bonanza", "lol = lots of liquid", and "smh = so many hemorrhoids".
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  • Kid

    1 year ago
    The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel is a pink square with the text "GOT NO KIDS?" at the top, followed by the text "Hire a babysitter anyway. Say your kid is asleep upstairs and must not be disturbed. Then upon your return, ask where your child is." with a vintage cartoon couple enjoying a meal at the top. The bottom panel shows a red cartoon figure with horns and a confused expression labeled "Satan:".
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  • Playground

    1 year ago
    A baby hippo is being held by a person. The text on the image says: "Me being removed from the McDonald's playground after eating the other children for 12 hours."
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  • Corporation

    2 years ago

    for real

    The image shows a split panel with text on top and a photo below. The top text says, "5 year old child: Makes toy videos. 10 million dollar corporations:". The bottom is a picture of a man looking at a Minecraft cow. The text on the bottom says, "I can milk you."
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  • Abortion

    5 months ago
    A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."
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  • School

    2 years ago

    Me at school

    A child is making a skeptical face, with the text 'WHEN SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE SITS NEXT TO YOU' above and the question 'are u lost?' next to her head.
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  • Man

    2 years ago

    Robin v Robin

    The meme shows two panels of Robin in a comic book style. The top panel shows Robin saying, "I'm a wanted man, Jason." The next panel shows a different Robin saying, "Impossible, you weren't even a wanted child." Below that is an image of a person's face next to a dial labeled 'OOF SIZE' with settings for 'Small', 'Medium', and 'Large'.
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  • Weed

    1 year ago
    The image shows a comparison of 'Stoners 2020' and 'Stoners 1520'. In the first panel, a modern stoner is crying and saying 'This weed is too strong, I'm having an anxiety attack,' while another says, 'Haha pussy.' In the second panel, two indigenous people are shown with a bright background, one says, 'Nice Ayahuasca,' and the other says, 'Let's sacrifice a child.'
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  • Parent

    1 year ago

    It’s finally happening…

    A picture of a Chuck E. Cheese sign with a news headline saying, "5 children have gone missing inside a Chuck E. Cheese. Parents report smells coming..."
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  • Obesity

    2 years ago

    EVery fat ass

    Two overweight children are sitting at a table in a restaurant. The boy on the right is pointing and saying 'I'll have the obesity deluxe, please.' There are fries and a drink on the table.
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  • Greeting

    2 years ago

    Hi

    A small child's face in the center of a black background.
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  • Candy

    2 years ago

    ON BABY

    A Toy Story scene showing Woody looking concerned with Buzz Lightyear next to him making a suspicious offer. Text overlay: "When Ryan asks a young child if they want some candy."
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  • Cigarette

    1 year ago
    The image shows a cartoon landscape with many reddish, tree-like plants. On top of the image are the words "Man if only I had a place to put out my cigarette." followed by "My daughter's forehead:"
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  • Minion

    2 years ago

    i'll be the minion on the right

    The image shows two columns labeled "To Mom" and "To Dad". The "To Mom" column lists many common child complaints and requests. The "To Dad" column contains a single question: "Where's Mom?" Two minions are depicted in the "To Dad" column, looking confused.
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  • Son

    2 years ago

    my son

    A young man with unusually large ears, a wide smile, and discolored teeth looks directly at the camera.
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  • Barney

    2 years ago
    A person dressed in a Barney costume is hugging a child tightly. The child's head is hidden inside the costume.
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