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Diarrhea

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A young person is sitting on a bench, looking at their phone. Below the image is text that asks "IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT their diarrhea?" followed by a list of funny definitions for common texting abbreviations. For example, "brb = bathroom bonanza", "lol = lots of liquid", and "smh = so many hemorrhoids".
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  • Playground

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A baby hippo is being held by a person. The text on the image says: "Me being removed from the McDonald's playground after eating the other children for 12 hours."
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  • Haircut

    Big daddy2.0 · 3 years ago
  • Happens every time

    The image shows a split-screen meme with two images side-by-side. The left side is labeled "What I thought it would look like" and depicts a man with a stylish, layered blonde hairstyle. The right side is labeled "What it actually looked like" and shows a child with a short, bowl-cut style haircut.
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  • Man

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • Robin v Robin

    The meme shows two panels of Robin in a comic book style. The top panel shows Robin saying, "I'm a wanted man, Jason." The next panel shows a different Robin saying, "Impossible, you weren't even a wanted child." Below that is an image of a person's face next to a dial labeled 'OOF SIZE' with settings for 'Small', 'Medium', and 'Large'.
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  • School

    ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago
  • Me at school

    A child is making a skeptical face, with the text 'WHEN SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE SITS NEXT TO YOU' above and the question 'are u lost?' next to her head.
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  • Parent

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • It’s finally happening…

    A picture of a Chuck E. Cheese sign with a news headline saying, "5 children have gone missing inside a Chuck E. Cheese. Parents report smells coming..."
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  • Obesity

    gta v god · 3 years ago
  • EVery fat ass

    Two overweight children are sitting at a table in a restaurant. The boy on the right is pointing and saying 'I'll have the obesity deluxe, please.' There are fries and a drink on the table.
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  • Cigarette

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a cartoon landscape with many reddish, tree-like plants. On top of the image are the words "Man if only I had a place to put out my cigarette." followed by "My daughter's forehead:"
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  • Candy

    𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖚𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑 · 2 years ago
  • ON BABY

    A Toy Story scene showing Woody looking concerned with Buzz Lightyear next to him making a suspicious offer. Text overlay: "When Ryan asks a young child if they want some candy."
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  • Greeting

    Daddy dick · 3 years ago
  • Hi

    A small child's face in the center of a black background.
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  • Corporation

    𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖚𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑 · 2 years ago
  • for real

    The image shows a split panel with text on top and a photo below. The top text says, "5 year old child: Makes toy videos. 10 million dollar corporations:". The bottom is a picture of a man looking at a Minecraft cow. The text on the bottom says, "I can milk you."
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  • Son

    DADDY sus aka the king · 3 years ago
  • my son

    A young man with unusually large ears, a wide smile, and discolored teeth looks directly at the camera.
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  • Minion

    GG Miller · 3 years ago
  • i'll be the minion on the right

    The image shows two columns labeled "To Mom" and "To Dad". The "To Mom" column lists many common child complaints and requests. The "To Dad" column contains a single question: "Where's Mom?" Two minions are depicted in the "To Dad" column, looking confused.
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  • Barney

    HydrousAxolotl · 3 years ago
  • A person dressed in a Barney costume is hugging a child tightly. The child's head is hidden inside the costume.
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  • Addiction

    Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago
  • The meme contains two panels featuring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort from 'The Wolf of Wall Street'. In the top panel, he is on a yacht wearing sunglasses and a white polo shirt, throwing stacks of cash into the air. The text overlay says 'SPENDING 1500$ ON METH'. In the bottom panel, he is wearing a blue suit and looking intensely stressed, biting his knuckles. The text overlay says 'SPENDING 60$ ON FOOD FOR MY CHILDREN'.
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  • Meth

    Shitpost master-general · 9 months ago
  • A two-panel image featuring Leonardo DiCaprio from "The Wolf of Wall Street." The top panel shows DiCaprio in sunglasses and a white polo shirt, casually throwing money into the air. Text below reads: "SPENDING 1500$ ON METH." The bottom panel shows DiCaprio in a suit, looking pensive and biting his finger. Text below reads: "SPENDING 60$ ON FOOD FOR MY CHILDREN."
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  • Car

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • The image is a collage showing a car cartoon slamming on its breaks, Elon Musk doing a nazi salute next to a stop sign, and cartoon running children. The car cartoon also features the text "BBBBRAAAKKKKKEEE!"
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  • Childhood

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A muscular bodybuilder with a very well-defined physique posing for a picture. The text says: "How I think I look like after doing 1 pushup as a child."
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  • Ostrich

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A close up image of a person holding a container of food out of the window of a car to feed an ostrich. The ostrich is very close with its head in the car window and the ostrich's reflection can be seen in the car mirror. There is a child in the back seat of the car.
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  • Hacker

    Hecker · 2 years ago
  • When Child Hackers Get Caught

    A three-panel image showing a child looking hopeful with the text "THEY SAID IF I BOUGHT THE COURSE I'LL BE RICH", followed by a man looking at someone, and finally the man embracing the child on a bench outdoors.
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