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Man

Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A dialogue between a son and his dad where the son asks what a man is. The dad responds, "A man takes care of his family". The son says he wants to be a man like his mom. The last line is just "DAD:" and below that is a picture of an older man crying.
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  • Son

    TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago
  • The image shows a meme with multiple frames of the character Takua from the Bionicle movie, with the text "Takua!" in different situations and from different characters. At the top of the image, a text says: "My son: Dad, why do you keep calling me Takua? Mom didn't let you name me that. Me:".
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  • Study

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A hand presses two buttons on a beverage dispenser. The left option has a text that says: "Publishing numerous studies on the benefits of genetic diversity". The right option says: "Having ten children with your cousin". Under the hand, the text says: "Charles Darwin".
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  • Case

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A list of documented cases of feral children including primates, wolves, dogs, bears, sheep, cattle, goats, and ostriches. The list ends with: 3.9 Raised by the French.
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  • Cartoon

    Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
  • A muscular man with sunglasses on his head is in turquoise water, covering his mouth with his hand, looking as if he's holding back a laugh or expressing disbelief. Overlay text reads: 'teen titans go after running out of fart jokes so they explain the haulacaust to 5 year olds'.
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  • Basement

    stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago
  • The image shows a man with short brown hair and a mustache, wearing a red hoodie, standing in front of a basement staircase. The text on the image reads: "Today I'm going to buy this basement full of children."
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  • Fatherhood

    Cat®️ · 7 months ago
  • A four-panel image comparing father-child interactions based on the child's gender. The top half is labeled "Dad with Daughter" and shows two images of fathers gently hugging or carrying their daughters affectionately in sunny outdoor settings. The bottom half is labeled "Dad with Son" and shows two images of a shirtless man vigorously holding a young boy upside down by his ankles on a beach, suggesting rough physical play.
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  • Abortion

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."
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  • Geralt

    Daddy dick · 3 years ago
  • How much?

    A search bar showing the word "children" followed by "shopping" circled. Below is a picture of Geralt with the text "Hmm."
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  • Son

    Toast ツ · 2 years ago
  • Relatable

    The image shows a close-up of the cartoon character Rick from the animated show Rick and Morty. Rick is looking sideways and has a lollipop in his mouth. Above his head are the words "Wanna go touch children?" and below him are the words "You son of a bitch, I'm in."
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  • Luffy

    KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago
  • when you forget your google maps doest apply to your child:

    The image shows a four panel cartoon with each panel featuring a different character from One Piece. All of the characters are running in the same direction. The character are, from top to bottom: Luffy, Zoro, Nami and Sanji.
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  • Genetics

    Willy b · 3 months ago
  • A family photo showing a man, a woman, and two boys. The text above states "No DNA needed here, all the kids are his" with a 100 emoji and two crying-laughing emojis. All members share distinct facial features, and one boy is wearing a blue jersey with "JORDAN 23" on it.
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  • Account

    Shitpost master-general · 9 months ago
  • A screenshot of a Twitter (or X) feed on a dark background. The top section shows 'Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper' with a 'Subscribe' button and the text 'BREAKING: Official Elmo account hacked'. Below this are three posts from a verified 'Elmo @elmo' account.
The first tweet, posted '44s' ago, reads: 'Elmo says ALL JEWS SHOULD DIE. FUCK JEWS. DONALD TRUMP IS NETANYAHU'S PUPPET BECAUSE HE IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. JEWS CONTROL THE WORLD AND NEED TO BE EXTERMINATED.'
The second tweet, posted '7m' ago, reads: 'RELEASE THE FILES @realDonaldTrump CHILD FUCKER'.
The third tweet, posted '10m' ago, reads: 'Kill all Jews.'
The bottom of the screenshot shows '7:22 PM . 13 Jul 25 . 2.2M Views'.
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  • Lizard

    DIANEE · 1 year ago
  • A picture shows a lizard with its mouth open next to a little girl in a yellow jacket who looks to the right with a surprised expression on her face. The text reads: "How I feel when I bring home hornworms."
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  • Point Of View

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows two panels side by side with Mario on the left and Luigi on the right. Above them it reads "What are Mario and Luigi's point of views on child labor?" Mario is on a red background and says: "Child labor is horrible, you shouldn't use children to do labor for money." Luigi is on a green background and says: "If they got arms they go on farms."
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  • Assassination

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.
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  • Baby

    Daddy dick · 3 years ago
  • Hi

    A close-up photo of a baby with a scrunched-up face, mouth open, and a determined expression, wrapped in a light-colored blanket against a light-wood background.
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  • Mom

    ur momy · 3 years ago
  • imagine having a mom

    The image is divided into two columns. The left side is titled "To Mom" and lists various requests and questions such as "I'm hungry", "Where are you", "Can you ask Dad?", "He hurt me", and so on. The right column, titled "To Dad" has only one question, "Where's Mom?"
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  • Show

    Anonymous · 2 months ago
  • The image captures a first-person perspective from the back seat of a car. In the front, two Doge-like figures wear black balaclavas and hold firearms: a revolver and a long rifle. In the foreground, a third person holds a silenced submachine gun. Through the windshield, a building is visible with a lit-up banner reading 'Children's Drag Show'.
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  • Mom

    ur mommy · 3 years ago
  • imagine having a mom

    The image is divided into two columns, the left side says "To Mom:" and lists several needs and questions commonly asked by children such as "I'm hungry...", "Where are you?", "Can you help me...". On the right side, it says "To Dad:" and below that "Where's Mom?"
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