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Relatable

The image shows a close-up of the cartoon character Rick from the animated show Rick and Morty. Rick is looking sideways and has a lollipop in his mouth. Above his head are the words "Wanna go touch children?" and below him are the words "You son of a bitch, I'm in."

Wade

William Afton in a nutshell

A drawing shows a character with dark hair, a yellow suit, and a purple bow tie. The image contains the text "TRADE OFFER" above the character and on the left "I RECEIVE: your child" and on the right "YOU RECEIVE: one large margherita pizza".

Jazzy💕

W pit bull

Heroic pitbull swims 5 miles out to sea to
bite a child

Anonymous

SafeFit
Alerts other
drivers that
there is a child
in the car
•Features lovable
Sesame Street
characters
•Easily suctions
to inside of rear
e window
or
•Glow-in-dark
message for safe,
nighttime drivi
SESAME STREET
Glow In The Dark
Safety Sign
Tells The World You've Got
A Special Package On Board.
CTW
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SESAME STREET
DRIVE SAFELY!
Nothing
Tickles
Me
More!!
SafeFit
*Henson. Sesame Street and the Sesame
Street Sign are registered trademarks
and service marks of CTW.
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BUNSHAF
especially
for baby
BABY'S
PHOTO ALBUM
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Mac

So true

A photo of a baby with a questioning and slightly suspicious look, accompanied by the text 'YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT SHE'S HIDING BEHIND HER HANDS?'

Cocel 😮💨

A cartoon image of Patrick Star from Spongebob, dressed as a baby with a diaper and a blue beret. The image text reads: "No one: Your kid when you die in Among Us:". The background is green.

EnochTyr

Antivaxers be like

A doctor is talking to a young child while the child's mother stands beside them. The doctor says "How many years old are you on a scale of 1-8?" and the child replies "It stops at 8?" The doctor says "It does for you."

MEME LORD

An M&M candy character is positioned next to a sticker on a package that has a peel-off arrow. There is also text on the package around the sticker.

Heroin Monkey

A young person is sitting on a bench, looking at their phone. Below the image is text that asks "IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT their diarrhea?" followed by a list of funny definitions for common texting abbreviations. For example, "brb = bathroom bonanza", "lol = lots of liquid", and "smh = so many hemorrhoids".

Face mc shooty

A close-up of a person with a red face and an intense stare, superimposed with the text: "Vietnamese children after getting an order of 500 'Stop child labor' t-shirts."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a wallet full of money lying on the ground, surrounded by wood chips. The text above the wallet asks, "As a child of god, what's your next move?" The text below the wallet says "To thank him".

Heroin Monkey

A toy package of Elmo, labeled "SEMESAME STREET" and "Elbow." Below the image of Elmo, the letters "ABDCEFGHIJK" are shown. The text on the package reads "Non toxic Child 'Safe' UNIT #WRO-NG. 123. SEMESAME STREET. Elbow. We are good friend. obvious plant. ABDCEF GHIJK."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels side by side with Mario on the left and Luigi on the right. Above them it reads "What are Mario and Luigi's point of views on child labor?" Mario is on a red background and says: "Child labor is horrible, you shouldn't use children to do labor for money." Luigi is on a green background and says: "If they got arms they go on farms."

Caylez.cc

The image shows a blurry bird running with the text "8 year old me running over to my dad because 'bob from work' is calling."

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖚𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑

for real

The image shows a split panel with text on top and a photo below. The top text says, "5 year old child: Makes toy videos. 10 million dollar corporations:". The bottom is a picture of a man looking at a Minecraft cow. The text on the bottom says, "I can milk you."

Big daddy2.0

Happens every time

The image shows a split-screen meme with two images side-by-side. The left side is labeled "What I thought it would look like" and depicts a man with a stylish, layered blonde hairstyle. The right side is labeled "What it actually looked like" and shows a child with a short, bowl-cut style haircut.

Heroin Monkey

A baby hippo is being held by a person. The text on the image says: "Me being removed from the McDonald's playground after eating the other children for 12 hours."

DAP ME UP

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel is a pink square with the text "GOT NO KIDS?" at the top, followed by the text "Hire a babysitter anyway. Say your kid is asleep upstairs and must not be disturbed. Then upon your return, ask where your child is." with a vintage cartoon couple enjoying a meal at the top. The bottom panel shows a red cartoon figure with horns and a confused expression labeled "Satan:".

Cosmo the Intern

The image shows a young boy with a green headband and several packages attached to his waist by a string. The text above the boy says "HEZBOLLAH BOYS" and the text below the boy says "THEY BLOW UP SO FAST".

Wade

Robin v Robin

The meme shows two panels of Robin in a comic book style. The top panel shows Robin saying, "I'm a wanted man, Jason." The next panel shows a different Robin saying, "Impossible, you weren't even a wanted child." Below that is an image of a person's face next to a dial labeled 'OOF SIZE' with settings for 'Small', 'Medium', and 'Large'.

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