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Shitpost master-general
9 days ago
A screenshot of a Twitter (or X) feed on a dark background. The top section shows 'Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper' with a 'Subscribe' button and the text 'BREAKING: Official Elmo account hacked'. Below this are three posts from a verified 'Elmo @elmo' account.
The first tweet, posted '44s' ago, reads: 'Elmo says ALL JEWS SHOULD DIE. FUCK JEWS. DONALD TRUMP IS NETANYAHU'S PUPPET BECAUSE HE IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. JEWS CONTROL THE WORLD AND NEED TO BE EXTERMINATED.'
The second tweet, posted '7m' ago, reads: 'RELEASE THE FILES @realDonaldTrump CHILD FUCKER'.
The third tweet, posted '10m' ago, reads: 'Kill all Jews.'
The bottom of the screenshot shows '7:22 PM . 13 Jul 25 . 2.2M Views'.
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    Shitpost master-general
    9 days ago
    A two-panel image featuring Leonardo DiCaprio from "The Wolf of Wall Street." The top panel shows DiCaprio in sunglasses and a white polo shirt, casually throwing money into the air. Text below reads: "SPENDING 1500$ ON METH." The bottom panel shows DiCaprio in a suit, looking pensive and biting his finger. Text below reads: "SPENDING 60$ ON FOOD FOR MY CHILDREN."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 days ago
    A 4chan post features an anime-style character with red and white features against a dark background, likely from a cartoon by VivziePop. The text box from an anonymous user states that the "cartoon set in Hell" has no rapists, no nazis, no child molesters, and no racists, but has "just loads and loads of homosexuals." The post ends with the question: "what did vivzie mean by this?"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    26 days ago
    A muscular man with sunglasses on his head is in turquoise water, covering his mouth with his hand, looking as if he's holding back a laugh or expressing disbelief. Overlay text reads: 'teen titans go after running out of fart jokes so they explain the haulacaust to 5 year olds'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    An illustration in a muted orange-brown tone. On the left, a small, emaciated, sad-looking figure labeled "Sad billionaires with only 4 yachts" sits on the ground, looking up, with a few drops of liquid falling towards them from a large pipe above. On the right, a large, plump, well-dressed man labeled "Greedy children who want to eat breakfast" has his mouth wide open, receiving a massive stream of liquid from the same pipe, which is labeled "Our Tax Dollars".
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  • Anonymous
    3 months ago

    Lil bro is hangry he Want food so give Jim sone

    A very close-up, slightly blurry image of a child's face, showing their nose and the lower parts of their eyes, with numerous freckles visible on their fair skin.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."
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  • Anonymous
    7 months ago
    The image is a collage showing a car cartoon slamming on its breaks, Elon Musk doing a nazi salute next to a stop sign, and cartoon running children. The car cartoon also features the text "BBBBRAAAKKKKKEEE!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    A split image. On the left, a cartoon devil says "MY CHILD WILL comply and allow their house to be searched." On the right is a photo of Jesus, and below him is a doorknob with a grenade attached.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    8 months ago
    The meme contrasts an image of a devil saying, "MY CHILD WILL not email a 9 petabyte zip bomb to a fox news journalist," with an image of Jesus next to an email that reads, "This file contains a lot of photos and videos from teachers on my school showing LGBTQ propaganda."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    8 months ago
    A child sits in a high chair covered in spaghetti and sauce with a green food tray in front of him. The text overlay reads, "He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids."
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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    The image is a split meme. On the left, there is a red devil saying, "My child will make original shitposts." On the right, there is an image of Jesus and a mobile phone.
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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    A close-up of a yellow sponge with a worried expression. Above it, a text overlay reads, "Arizonans watching their child burn to a crisp after forgetting to cover them in SPF 5,000 sunscreen."
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  • Glassiiewxter
    9 months ago
    The image shows a blurry bird running with the text "8 year old me running over to my dad because 'bob from work' is calling."
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  • DaRapBoat
    9 months ago

    Different flavors is crazy💀

    A father and daughter are posing for a picture. The father is shirtless, and the daughter is behind him, her arms around his shoulders.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    9 months ago
    The image shows two characters from the TV show Breaking Bad, Walter White and Jesse Pinkman, in their lab coats, presumably cooking meth. Above them is the text "how Michael Jordan's parents felt naming there child after a Fortnite shoe".
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  • DIANEE
    9 months ago
    A picture shows a lizard with its mouth open next to a little girl in a yellow jacket who looks to the right with a surprised expression on her face. The text reads: "How I feel when I bring home hornworms."
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  • Glassiiewxter
    9 months ago
    A close-up of a child's face, wearing a gray knitted hat and scarf. The child's eyes are looking directly at the viewer, and their nose and mouth are mostly covered by the scarf. The background is blurry, suggesting an outdoor setting.
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  • Swf
    9 months ago
    An illustration of a red fire engine with two people standing near it. The text below in German says: "Das Hilfeleistungslöschgruppenfahrzeug der Feuerwehr. Es transportiert Feuerwehrleute, Leitern, Werkzeuge, Schläu."
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  • Anonymous
    9 months ago
    The image is a bingo grid with nine cells. The first row of cells lists the categories 'X', 'Naked', 'Half Naked', and 'Clothed'. The first cell in the second row has the text 'Afraid', and the cell below contains an image of the cover of the tv show 'Naked and Afraid'. The second cell in this row contains a picture of a cartoon character with a crazy expression. The third cell contains an image of women with burqas. The first cell in the third row has the text 'Half Afraid', and the cell below it shows four children without clothes. The second cell contains a picture with the text 'I am completely half afraid to think'. The third cell shows a man holding glasses with an expression of shock and fear. The first cell of the final row has the text 'Brave'. The cell below contains a picture of a David's statue. The second cell shows a women's bottom and legs being bent over. The last cell shows men with rifles and headscarves.
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