70+ Best Card Memes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Sequel

A meme with text at the top, then two side-by-side portraits below. The text reads: 'BREAKING: When asked if 'OPPENHEIMER 2' was on the cards, Christopher Nolan remarked: 'What the fuck are you talking about?'' The left image shows director Christopher Nolan, a light-skinned man with blonde hair, wearing a dark suit and light shirt, looking directly at the camera. The right image shows Cillian Murphy as J. Robert Oppenheimer, a light-skinned man with blue eyes and a gaunt face, wearing a dark fedora and a white shirt with a dark tie, looking intensely forward.

Stage

the shaggy card

The image shows a parody of a Pokémon card featuring Shaggy from Scooby-Doo in a powerful pose. The card reads: "MUI Shaggy 999999999999999HP. STAGE 1. Zoinks 9999999999999999. Your whole deck is dead. Shaggy 9999999999999999. Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokémon is now dead. MUI Shaggy OP. Ilus. tz yo boi. Weakness +10. Resistance -40. -fake card-"

Friend

☠️💀🗿🗿🗿☠️💀

An image of an Uno reverse card with the text "My friend reversed the Uno Reverse car."

Toy

A cartoon image of a character in a yellow outfit with a determined look, and three boxes of Bionicle toys on the right side. Above, it says "8 y/o me walking into toys 'r' us with a $30 gift card my grandma gave me."

Watermelon

A collage of stock photos. A man eats a small watermelon, surrounded by watermelons. A man is giving a thumbs-up while wearing a watermelon on his head. A man wears goggles while wearing a watermelon helmet. A man wears a watermelon as a mask, with two small holes cut out. A man appears to be kissing a watermelon.

Pokemon card

A Pokemon card featuring a character called Four with two eye attacks and two lightning attacks. It has the text "Basic Pokemon Four. Arabic numeral four Pokemon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. Zappies: Four zaps the oppo with his hands. Screech: Four Screeches the opponent."

Rickroll

A Valentine's Day card featuring a picture of Rick Astley with the text: "i'll keep u rolling all night long. to: from:".

Jew

The meme shows two distinct visuals side by side. On the left, there's a hand holding an Uno card that features the text, "Stop killing Jews OR draw 25". To the right of this card, there is a dense, repeating pattern of Uno "Draw 25" cards, with the name "Kanye" superimposed over the pattern.

Die

He always comes back

An image shows a hand holding an Uno card that says "finally die OR draw 25". Next to it, a person with the head of Springtrap (a character from Five Nights at Freddy's) is sitting at a table with a deck of cards and a Sprite can. The person is wearing black sunglasses.

Mr Bean

A photo of a tablet on a table displaying a custom-made Pokemon card of Mr. Bean. The card lists his name, HP, and two attack abilities with descriptions and attack points.

Equation

9+10=21

A person with a dark blue face is shown as a Pokémon card. The card's name is "M9+10=21". It says that it "Evolves from Ya boi skinny peanut". The card is a "Mega Evolution rule", and it says, "Must be 9+10 or." The card says "21" and "whats nine plus ten 21". There are also other details on the card, such as "weakness" "resistance" and "Pokémon-EX rule". The card's illustration is attributed to "Deez beskuts guy".

Chad

A black and white photo of a muscular man in a white tank top and jeans. Above him is text that reads: “> goes to onlychads.fans > invests in Chad trading card NFTs > gets stonks for the boys > leaves”. A very small watermark "SLEEKINTEARS" is visible in the lower right corner.

Player

A digital card of a player named Lingang Guli-Guli with a rating of 61. The card shows various statistics related to their game like PAC, SHO, PAS, DRI, DEF, and PHY.

STD

I collect STDs like Pokémon cards

A cartoonish character with black hair, black ears, and a black tail with a fin, wearing red underwear with white hearts all over it. The character is smiling and has its arms akimbo.

Nut

A man with a beard and a red shirt is sweating and smiling broadly. In the background are digital cards, including one of LeBron James in a USA jersey. The text reads, "BUSTED A FAT NUT AFTER PULLING RARE USA BRON BRON CARD. CashNastyReacts, 54K views, 20 hours ago."

Hole

Silly Sonka’s Valentine’s Day *vomit sound* Card

The image shows a pink Valentine's Day card. At the top it reads, "You can go die in a f*ckin hole, you acoustic holiday." At the bottom it reads, "To: Valentine's Day" and "From: Silly Sonka." In the upper-left corner, there's a small image of Mike Wazowski.

Credit Card

;)

A light green frog with a serious look is surrounded by pink hearts. The text says "OH YOU'RE RICH? NAME EVERY NUMBER ON YOUR CREDIT CARD"

Chad

Dam bro giga Chad has a Pokémon card😮

A fake Pokemon card featuring an image of a muscular person, labeled "Ultra Giga Chad" with 200 HP. The card has two moves, "True Power" that "Can 1 Hit anybody Even Black people Like people", with "Rangi Techoke" as the first name, and "Ultra Power", which states "If You look at Ultra Giga Chad Your chances of dieing are very high!"

Nintondo

New card for the Nintondo 4DS

A pink, round character with a black drawn on wig and glasses in front of a blue background on a card labeled "Nintendo".

Jokes

Cheetah

Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!

Marriage

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Pirate

Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.