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I feel bad for the doc now✌️💀

The image shows a text conversation between a doctor and a patient. The doctor says "you have three days to live" and the patient replies with a picture of an uno reverse card, followed by the doctor's face with a surprised and slightly distorted look.

LoserIsPro

VICTORY ROYALE POKÉMON CARD BE LIKE

A Pokemon card featuring Doodlebob, the white drawing from Spongebob, who is standing with a pencil above Spongebob and Patrick who seem to be knocked out. The text on the card reads "DOODLEBOB LV.9999999999 200 HP STAGE 2 Victory Royale! hahahahahah 150 I hit U meme on u 200 chickennugget weakness +40 resistance -40 fake card".

Wade

A Pokemon card featuring a plush shark toy labeled "May" as a basic Pokemon with 30 HP. The card includes attacks named "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize," and the text reads, "If you come across this Pokémon in the wild, RUN. Run away immediately, kill it if you can, but fuckin RUN."

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A trading card style image features a cartoon pillow with a face and small limbs. The card's top reads "Basic Pokémon. Pillow" followed by "50 HP". A brief description, "Down pillow Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown" is under the image. Below, the card lists two attacks: "Pillow Fight!" with a description and "Popper Toy". The card also shows a weakness (+30) and resistance (-30). At the bottom it reads, "Illus. Druvianism Arts 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102".

the pokemon meme collector

the rick roll lol

A Pokemon card featuring Rick Astley. It has his picture and the text 'Rick Roll;D. Does severe damage to your pokemon's ear!!!' and 'Never Gonna' Give You Up. Your pokemon wants to break up with him but he will never give it up!!! Stupid 80's artist!!!'

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A Pokemon card featuring a cartoon cloud character named Cloudy. The card has attacks called 'Thunderstorm' and 'EgGz'. The card details include 'Cumulus cloud Pokemon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown'. The bottom of the card has copyright information: 'Illus. Druvianism Arts 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102'.

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Pokémon

A purple bow with a face is designed as a Pokemon card, with the title Bow, moves such as Hypnosis and Kick, and a description of each move.

mal

A drawing of Joseph Stalin on a pink card with the text "QUIT STALIN AND BE MY VALENTINE", "Happy Valentine's Day", and "Love: MAP, Stalin, and also Benkling."

Wade

The image shows text that reads "Doctor: It was a long and hard surgery, but we reattached your torso. *credit card declines* Doctor:" above a picture of a yellow figure holding a red figure. The red figure is being held with their head down.

Anonymous

Notification on my phone:
CHINE
Your was declined for $37.95 at Papa John's
because your balance is $1.47.
35 more notifications
The guy who stole my
credit card:
3 ро

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A character resembling a blueberry pie is depicted on a card that looks like a Pokemon card. The card reads: "Basic Pokémon Pie 50 HP. Explosive blueberry pie Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. Blueberry Explosion 10x. Weakness +30, resistance -30, retreat cost."

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

The image shows a Pokemon card with Dora as the character. It states that, "An island eater such as myself has always been fated to go hungry.", and the attack is called "Perfect Spanish" where Dora will talk in spanish, making the opponent confused.

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A picture of a cake stylized as a Pokemon card. The cake is a rectangular slice of chocolate cake with a frowning face. The card lists the cake as a basic Pokemon with 50 HP. Its attack is "Butter Knife," where it will use a butter knife to stab the opponent. It also shows weakness and resistance.

ohio nugget

justin bever be like in ohio

A pokemon card featuring a picture of Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean with bulging eyes. The card is labeled "Weird face Lv.69" with 100 HP and Basic. The attack is called "Weird face attack" which paralyzes you after a minute of staring. A second attack is named "Laser eyes" which shoots a powerful laser. The text also says: "Justin Bieber is demented!!!" The card is illustrated by John Li.

MEME LORD

A cartoon character with an angry face is yelling. The text says "me yelling uno with 16 cards up my ass".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a question "What's your Jimmy Neutron name?" and then defines how to create one. First name is your parent's credit card number, middle name the three wacky digits on the back, and last name is the expiration date. The text is placed over an image of the show "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius" with some characters from the show.

Heroin Monkey

A text message exchange shows a request to buy a card because a coworker's husband was deported. The image below the message shows a greeting card that says "Adios!" with an image of a chihuahua wearing a sombrero. The second text message below the card says "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

mal

happy early valentines day everyone lmao

A Valentine's Day card with the text "BE MEIN" at the top, followed by a cartoon drawing of Adolf Hitler in a brown uniform and the text "Happy Valentine's Day. Love, Adolf, and also BenKling."

the pokemon meme collector

what is with his neck

A green pokemon card with 'SHREK' written at the top and '200 HP' at the top right. The image depicts a drawing of Shrek with a long, eel-like neck. Text on the card reads 'check urself before u shrek urself', 'ALL STAR', 'COME ON, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR, GET UR MEMES ON WOOOHOOO 200 DAMMMAGE' and 'GEEEET SHREEEEEKEDO' and 'SHREEEK IS LUVV SHREEEK IS LUFE'

LoserIsPro

VICTORY ROYALE IN SPONGEBOB

A digital image of a trading card with Doodlebob from Spongebob Squarepants. He is in a scene of a battle and has the text "Victory Royale!" The card says "DOODLEBOB LV.9999999999 200 HP" and has different moves like "hahahahahah" and "meme on u".

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