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DaRey1
1 year ago

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

A product image of a green figure attached to a toothpaste tube and covering the opening. The text on the image reads: 'Toothpaste Cap Kids Toothpaste Attachment. Visit the Handmade Store. 4.0 stars. 15 ratings. Best Price on Amazon. -30% $8.99. List Price: $12.90. FREE Returns. A fun toothpaste cover that will make kids love brushing teeth. Produced in a 3D printer with organic PLA material that can be degraded in nature. It is placed on the cap of the toothpaste tube instead of the toothpaste cap. (Not compatible with non-standard pastes) It is not a hazardous material (toy). Do not wash in hot water or in the machine. The toothpaste tube product in the product is for promotional purposes. You can contact us for color preferences.'
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  • TaylorSwiftBoat
    1 year ago
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i can say the n word. I was given an n-word pass by one of the
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A cartoon drawing shows a person with a computer monitor for a head, displaying logos for Google Chrome, Facebook, and Amazon, speaking to another person. The text says "I see you recently bought a lawnmower. Can I interest you in another lawnmower?"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, a woman is looking at a dog with speech bubbles coming from both of them. The woman says "The neighbour tells me you are chasing people on a bicycle..." and the dog says "I can put my dick in my ass." Below, the text says, "He can put his dick in his ass" next to an image of Snoopy doing a dance. The next panel has a warthog image with the text "A based dog alert!" Finally, the last panel is a picture of Morgan Freeman with the text, "He's right you know."
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  • Nateツ
    1 year ago
    The image shows a student asking a teacher if they can use the bathroom. The teacher's response is, 'I DON'T KNOW, CAN YOU?' A picture of a man with a smirk accompanies the text.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A can of a lime green drink with a silver top is shown from a top-down angle. There is red liquid around the opening of the can. The text on the image says: "Ran out of lotion". There is a skull emoji in the lower left, and an instagram handle in the bottom right corner.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A four-panel comic strip shows a person fishing. In the first panel, a fish is on the hook, saying "Ow. This hurts so bad.". In the second panel, the person says "A talking fish! Will you grant my wish?". The third panel shows the fish saying, "I don't have any magic. I can retake Jerusalem tho." In the final panel, the person is replaced with a crusader helmet with the speech bubble saying "What a coincidence."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a cartoon drawing of a person in two panels. In the first panel, the person is looking straight with a flat, emotionless expression. Above is the text "I don't act or look like how I am." In the second panel, the person has a similar expression but is looking slightly to the right and the text above it reads "So what is me?". Below the two panels is a paragraph that is hard to read due to the image overlayed, but reads: "I'm forced inside this meat mannequin, this suffocating puppet I'm forced to move to survive. I hate the way I'm perceived and implied upon. Every social interaction leads definitive conclusions on me as an idea. The millions of me in everyone else's mind. The only true "me" is stuck inside 6 inches of skull and nobody can ever see it.". A distorted image of a pair of red, teary eyes is overlayed on the bottom left portion of the text.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A dark image of a penguin with wide eyes and its beak open with the text: "YES, I CAN BE TRUSTED TO USE A 2 TON FORKLIFT. I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT RAM IT INTO ANY CO-WORKERS ON DECEMBER 16TH 2021."
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  • help me please im being abused
    1 year ago
    The image is split into two sections. The top section, labeled "Expectation:" shows two characters with text. On the left, a white man says "Get on the boat". On the right, a black man says "Make me". The bottom section is labeled "Reality:". On the left, three enslaved black people are pictured with chains and are crying. On the right, a black man says, "You lost the war so I am going to trade you guys for more European muskets so that I can keep expanding my kingdom and be wealthier." There are muskets pictured as well.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a collage of Phil Mahar in two different video shots, on the top of it, there is the following text: "Can you hear the silence? Can you see the dark? Can you fix the broken? Can you". Below the video of Phil Mahar on the right the name "Phil Mahar" is shown.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A stack of Monster energy drink cans are piled up like a tower on a table. To the right is a large Monster energy drink poster. The text on the image reads, "How dudes named Kyle decorate their apartment."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A photo of actor Keanu Reeves looking slightly impatient. The text overlay reads: "Me waiting for my grandpa to stop choking so I can tell him I put a lego piece in his oatmeal."
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  • Peter Griffin 2.0
    1 year ago

    only if peter was black

    Peter Griffin holds up a color chart with the text 'OKAY' next to the first three shades, and 'NOT OKAY' next to the last three darker shades of brown. The text "Martha's Vineyard Liberals Deciding If You Can Live There" appears above the color chart.
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  • Thoughtless
    1 year ago

    experiment

    The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    Bill Nye is standing on a beach holding a sign that says: "You can become exempt from No Nut November if you change your phone's calendar to December 1."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.
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  • Wade XL
    1 year ago
    The image shows a screenshot with text at the top and a man with a shocked expression at the bottom. The text reads: "technically you can call a black guy the n word and I came up with this theory and it's called NROENB it's stands for NO Rasicts Or Equality Not Both. So my theory is that if black ppl call each other the n word then because they want Equality it means that Whites can call Blacks the n word Whites can call Whites the n word Blacks can call Whites the n word Blacks can call Blacks the n word. And Asians are somewhere in the middle."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A cartoon image depicts a muscular bear wearing a park ranger hat labeled "SMOKE EM". The bear is equipped with a machine gun and ammunition belts. The text above the bear reads: "Smokey's brother Gunny wants you to remember that only you can prevent communism."
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