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BellaTrix

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A two panel image showing two dogs. The top panel shows a light-colored chihuahua looking directly at the viewer with a concerned expression. The text above the dog reads, "Mom... can I ask you something without you getting angry???" The bottom panel shows a black dog with glasses sitting at a table with a sewing machine in the foreground, appearing stern or annoyed.

CrackedRuby_alt

TIME TO KILL FURRYS MUHAHAHAHA

A fake enhanced furry hunting license with an ID number, class, document, issue and expiration date.

M3ME G0D

timmyy

Here ya go

A fake enhanced license card with the text 'Furry hunting license'. The card includes an ID number, document date, class, issued date, and expiration date.

Chexers

daily reminder

Three cartoon frogs are shown in a row. The first frog looks sad. The second frog is drinking from a water bottle. The third frog is giving a thumbs up. Below the frogs, the text says: "Don't forget to drink water so you can stay HYDRATED while you SUFFER."

M3ME G0D

A screenshot of a Twitter post by @upblissed, asking if @MrBlackOG searched up "gang." Below, a tweet from Mr. Black says that he was banned from Google, because of several requests from the United States Government regarding the topics he was searching for over the last 5 years. The text says, "You no longer have permission to use Google, nor make a new Gmail account under your name. If we are made aware that you are trying to make a new account, legal action will be taken." Mr. Black can return to Google on June 26, 2033.

M3ME G0D

A red dodgeball is on a green grassy field with two blurry figures in the background.

Wade

Skeletor tips

The image shows Skeletor in two panels. In the top panel, he's giving advice, "Start every phone call with 'my phone is about to die', then you can hang up whenever you want." In the bottom panel, he is walking away and the text says, "Skeletor will return with more introvert tips."

Wade

Griddy

A purple cartoonish rabbit with a wide, toothy grin stands against a background of colorful toy blocks. The text reads: "HIT THE GRIDDY ALL YOU WANT. YOU CAN NEVER KICK THE KITTY LIKE I CAN."

Wade

Dang the sun is pretty small..I can see the banana

A picture of the sun with text that says: "Many people don't appreciate how huge the sun actually is, so I added a banana for scale."

Blach66.1

Screenshot of a game of Scrabble where the player tried to use the word "BONNER", but it's invalid in the English UK dictionary. The message on the screen says "MY LIFE'S GOAL IS RUINED". The game informs the player that Scrabble uses official dictionaries.

Wade

Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)

A Pokémon card featuring a plush shark named May, described as a "Transgender Pokémon". The card lists moves such as "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize". The card also includes a warning to "RUN" if encountered in the wild.

OzzyTheDinoo

Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)

A screenshot of a definition of "National throw short people day" which states "On October 21, you can anybody under 5'6" with no permission needed. Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day" It also says by Pug? October 6, 2021 and has like and dislike buttons.

Im totally not drunk 2.0

As a man can confirm

A toy in its packaging is labeled "Useless Man". It says, "This man contributes absolutely nothing to society! Lazy. Unwashed. Just lies around all day eating chips. Now with clothing!"

Toast ツ

What have we humans come to?

The image contains a list of pronouns with the title "Full list of pronouns!!". It is also mentioned that the person has lost access to their other account, and this account is temporary. The list of pronouns includes: They/them/theirs/themself, He/him/his/himself, Star/stars/starself, Xey/xem/xyr/xemself, Ze/zem/zyr/zemself, It/its/itself, Bun/buns/bunself, Dragon/dragons/dragonself, Scale/scales/scaleself, Fire/fires/fireself, Wing/wings/wingself, Hoard/hoards/hoardself, Tal/talon/talons/talonself, Fla/flame/flames/flameself, Fla/Flap/flaps/flapself, My/myth/myths/mythself. Additionally, there are emojis, mostly suns, aliens, rabbits, and fire, interspersed with the text.

原田

A two-panel image. The top panel shows two cartoon characters with swords. The text above the left character is, "The worst she can say is 'No'." The text above the right character is, "The worst she can say is 'Ew'". The bottom panel shows a close-up image of a cartoon mouse with a nervous expression, and the text, "*Screenshot*" below him.

原田

A cartoon image shows a wolf with a slightly crazed expression putting his arm around a sheep. A speech bubble next to the wolf reads "If you feel sad I can eat you".

Wade

Guns

A meme with two men standing next to a car. The man on the left is presenting an AK-47 with a caption above it saying, "Slaps AK-47". The lower caption says, "This gun can shoot up so many schools". The face of the man on the left is covered by a US flag.

Cricket Green

Good song

A black and white image of an angry-looking baby with text on top and bottom of the image that reads "CAN YOU FEEL MY" on the top and "HEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT" at the bottom.

BellaTrix

A picture of Albus Dumbledore with the text: "I'm sorry about your parents, but no spell can reawaken the dead, Harry. I trust you know that. Except for the Time Turner. We'll use that to save Buckbeak."

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