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Heroin Monkey
9 days ago
A screenshot of a fake tweet from Andrew Tate, whose profile picture shows a muscular man with a shaved head. The tweet reads: "Andrew Tate @Cobratate. One of the LEAST gay things a man can do is to fuck another man. Male on male sex is rough, masculine, akin to fighting. Sex with females is dainty, prissy. Sucking dick requires true courage. Getting showered with cum in a bukkake orgy is the height of heterosexuality." Below the tweet, engagement metrics are visible, including 15M Views, 434 comments, 762 retweets, and 13K likes, with a small watermark "r/totallyrealtweets" in the bottom right.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    16 days ago
    A screenshot of a video platform resembling YouTube, featuring a video titled "Twink Starts Liking Men After Receiving Heart Transplant From Gay Man". The video is from "DisruptiveFilms" and includes tags like "threesome", "deepthroat", "pounding", "twink", "bareback", "anal", and "tattoos", along with the name "Jared Kent". The video thumbnail shows two shirtless men. Below the video, a comment from user "bkusa" reads: "Nice refreshing story line, actors didn't look like porn stars which was a plus but you made a huge mistake. coming from someone who has had open heart surgery the young man who received the organ shows no incision for the rib cage to be cut down the sternum then spread open so the transplant could happen. Serious make up is missing on this and is the only thing I can think of that would stop a 5 star rating in my opinion."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    19 days ago
    A meme featuring NBA player LeBron James looking confused or displeased, with the logo for 'Stake' below him. Underneath is a comments section. The first comment reads, 'LeBron can you pay for my college tuition.' Below this, in larger text, is the phrase 'Duality of man.' The second comment reads, 'Fill my holes with lesperm.'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A white sign with black text on a dark post. The top of the image has text "Ocean's closed for business". The sign itself has a large bold heading "Please do not fuck the fish" and lists bullet points: "It can make them sick", "They may bite you", "It changes their behaviour", and "There's plenty of squirrels in the forest if you really need a fleshlight". Below the bullet points, it says "Please help protect the fish and keep the marine reserve natural". At the very bottom, it reads "Department of Conservation Te Papa Atawhai". On the left side of the sign, there's a small graphic of a hand holding a fish with a prohibition symbol over it, and text "yeetbob.yeetpants" vertically along the edge.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A black pickup truck is seen from behind on a road. The truck is heavily adorned with numerous crude and politically charged bumper stickers covering its rear window and tailgate. On the top left of the rear window, a sticker reads "MAKE AMERICA CUM AGAIN". To its right, another sticker says "FUCK DA NRA" with the NRA logo crossed out. Below these, a large sticker proclaims "GET ON THE CUM TRAIN". On the tailgate, a sticker on the left reads "ONLY MY WIFE CAN FART ON MY BALLS!". In the center of the tailgate, below an American flag decal, a smaller sticker states "I WILL NOT CUM". Further down, a white sticker with "TOYOTA" and "STOP THE CUM!" and "JUST SAY NO TO CRANKIN OFF" is visible. On the right side of the tailgate, a sticker says "L'TS GO BRANDON", a euphemism for "Fuck Joe Biden". Below this, another sticker reads "REAL PATRIOTS MAKE THE BEST BOTTOMS!". Further down, "WHITE CUMS MATTER!" is displayed, a crude parody of "Black Lives Matter". To its right, "SHIT BLUE" is visible, likely referring to Democrats. Below "WHITE CUMS MATTER!", a sticker demands "IMPREGNATE BIDEN!". Other small stickers include "STOP THE WIPE!" and "TRUMP TRAIN". The truck's license plate reads "NVR CUM". The truck has "4x4" on its mudflaps and a large exhaust pipe.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation on a dark blue background. The messages are in light blue bubbles from one sender and light grey bubbles from a second sender. The conversation starts with one sender asking to meet, then expressing joy with '*blushes*' and '*jumps with joy*', and finally sending '*cums*'. The other sender responds with 'Yeah when tho', 'stop that please', and a threatening message beginning with 'Nigga, I will rape you'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A motivational phrase is displayed in large black letters on a white wall in what appears to be an indoor space like an office or a gaming cafe. The text reads: 'GOON, YOU CAN DO IT! JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES'. To the right of the text, there are several large black arrows pointing to the right, suggesting progress or direction. Two air conditioning units are mounted high on the wall above the text. Parts of chairs and tables are visible at the bottom of the image.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A close-up photo of actor Don Cheadle, wearing glasses and a dark shirt, looking straight ahead with a serious, almost judgmental expression. Overlayed text reads: "how film majors will look at you when you tell them your favorite movie is fast and furious instead of a 1932 french film about the life of a blade of grass that can only be found in a saudi arabian pawn shop and the british vaults".
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  • Creed (shit isnt availabe)
    2 months ago
    A two-panel meme using the Buff Doge vs. Cheems format. The top panel shows two muscular Doge characters in military helmets holding rifles, facing a smaller Cheems character wearing a conical hat and holding a smaller rifle. Text above reads "how i thought vietnam war happened" and text below the Doges reads "stupid farmer thinking he can win". The bottom panel shows several smaller Cheems characters with rifles positioned strategically in dense jungle foliage, surrounding a few smaller Doge characters with rifles who appear to be retreating. Text above reads "how it really happened" and text below the Doges reads "shit they set us up retreat".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    Screenshot of a video, likely gameplay footage from Cyberpunk 2077, with a TikTok-style interface. The video shows a character, possibly Panam Palmer from the Aldecaldo gang. A red circle highlights a reaction image of a man with a beard in a blue shirt, looking surprised or shocked with his mouth open. Below the video section is text: "TK Trickster", followed by "She can jerk me around, fr. #fyp #gaming #cyberpunk2077 #panampalmer". The TikTok interface shows likes (129.2K), comments (731), and shares (9834).
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A screenshot of a search result page with the text "Did you mean: i'm a baby kitty where is mama?". Below this is an "AI Overview" section with the text "If you are a baby kitty and can't find your mama, try to stay calm and make soft meows to see if she can hear you. If you are alone, the best thing to do is wait,".
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  • Creed (shit isnt availabe)
    2 months ago
    A two-panel image. The top panel shows a screenshot of a Google Maps search for "where can i buy a gun" over the United States, with the map covered in numerous red location markers indicating places to buy guns. Text labels include "Mexico", "Gulf of California", "Gulf of Mexico", "Ottawa", and "Toronto". The bottom panel shows a close-up of a bald eagle in front of an American flag with the text "Freedom intensifies" overlaid.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A screenshot of a comment section. At the top, white text reads 'bro just goon 😭🙏' with a crying face and prayer hands emoji. Below this is a YouTube comment from user 'byran80085' asking 'Can you put some Subway Surfers gameplay on the bottom of the video?'. The comment has 23 likes.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    A four-panel meme. The top left panel shows the Wojak meme character asking 'Hey, can I uninstall Edge?'. The top right panel shows Wojak with the Windows logo covering his eyes, crying, with the text 'NOOO!!! YOUR SYSTEM WILL BREAK!'. The bottom left panel shows the Chad meme character saying 'I'm going to uninstall the bootloader.'. The bottom right panel shows the Chad character behind Tux, the Linux penguin mascot, with Tux saying 'Go ahead, lol.'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    A screenshot of comments on a social media platform. The first comment praises VR for experiences like boxing, zombie apocalypse, lightsaber fights, and 'porn' (represented by a corn emoji). A reply asks 'Which porn?' The original commenter responds, explaining they accidentally clicked 'for women' thinking it was 'four women' and ended up with a 'boner' (represented by an eggplant emoji) in their virtual face, describing it as the 'Gayest experience' of their life.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    A meme featuring an elderly man wearing glasses and a cap, sitting in a chair. He is looking forward with his mouth slightly open. Around him are three Minions and two red heart emojis. The top text reads "A NAKED GIRL WILL GET SEND 500 DICK PICS". The bottom text reads "LETS SEE HOW MANY OUR VETERANS CAN GET".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    Two Nintendo Switch consoles are sitting side-by-side on the wire rack inside a lit oven. One console has blue and red Joy-Cons attached, and the other appears to be a Switch Lite or the main console with grey Joy-Cons. The oven interior is visible.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    A screenshot of two Reddit comments on a dark background. The first comment, from a deleted user, asks about the lengths of depravity humans will go to for sexual stimulation and the torment they can endure for the possibility of sex. Below this, another user, whose name is obscured by a red bar, replies 'please help they found me i fucked a cactus'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    A man is looking at his phone. The text says: "Dude, you're drunk, you can barely walk." Yeah no shit, that's why I'm gonna drive home, dumbass.
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  • United Kingdom UK
    4 months ago
    A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet, posted by The Rock on September 11, 2024, states, "Nobody can defeat me." The second tweet, posted by Paper on September 14, 2024, is a reply to The Rock's tweet.
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