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20 views · what’s dudeese · 5 days ago

Two men in traditional attire, possibly Native American, are in a snowy forest. One man, crouching, says, "White man has been here." The other man, standing, asks, "How can you tell?" At the bottom, a pair of blue shorts is depicted with the text, "Shorts in the winter."

Snack

50 views · Docile Dolphinfish · 19 days ago

Kidnapper: want a snack? Me: if you think you can kiddnap me with snacks you are apsalutly right now gimme the snacks pls

A young girl with long brown hair and wide eyes looks directly at the camera. She is holding a light pink plush toy with brown eyes and a light blue nose, which covers her mouth and chin.

Penguin

76 views · Sapient Shrew · 25 days ago

Worstjokesever Technical Support is speaking here, what can i do for you?

A 3D rendered cartoon penguin, reminiscent of the Linux mascot Tux, wearing large black sunglasses and a professional black headset with a boom microphone. The penguin is shown from the chest up against a plain white background. There is a faint 'dreamstime' watermark visible across the center of the image.

Man

237 views · Willy b · 1 month ago

Lizard

150 views · Willy b · 1 month ago

A small gecko is standing upright on its hind legs inside a glass terrarium. It is pressing its front legs against the corner of the glass in a dramatic, sprawling pose that looks like a dance or a sales pitch. Above the image, white text on a black background says: "can i interest u in some..... car insurance?"

Standard

64 views · Anonymous · 2 months ago

A four-panel Wojak comic strip. In the top left, a blonde female Wojak in a swimsuit asks, "Why do I have to swim against a man? It doesn't seem fair." In the top right, a muscular, masculine-looking Wojak in a swimsuit is labeled a "beautiful woman," while other Wojaks scream, "Shut up you transphobic TERF!!!" In the bottom left, the same blonde female Wojak is now in military fatigues with camouflage paint, stating, "These exercises are too hard." In the bottom right, the female soldier is surrounded by smiling male Wojaks, who say, "It's okay, we can just lower the standards for you." The image includes the watermark "@MIDNIGHTMITCH".

Scooby-Doo

52 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 months ago

A screenshot of two social media posts. The top post features the text: "Let's split up gang! Scooby, Girls, you check the basement and I'll help Shaggy upstairs." accompanied by two images: one showing a muscular, shirtless fan-art version of Shaggy Rogers and the other showing Fred Jones biting his lip with a suggestive expression. Below this is a reply post stating: "Bruh you can NOT leave those white women alone with a great Dane."

Self-improvement

80 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 months ago

A cartoon drawing depicts a line of scruffy, unkempt men, some smoking, walking towards a large, open book. The book's cover features Jordan B. Peterson with the title 'Wash Your Penis'. From the other side of the open book, well-dressed men in suits, carrying briefcases, are emerging, appearing transformed and successful. The text at the top reads, 'A good book can change your life.'

Video

93 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 months ago

A screenshot of a satirical YouTube mobile app interface. The top window shows a man in a suit (Dean Winters as the Allstate 'Mayhem' character) during an ad. Text overlays indicate 'Sponsored · 2 of 9,604 · 95:58:07'. Below, a notification card features a blue circle with a party popper icon and the text 'You won the ad lottery! This month, you'll watch only ads so 22,709 users can enjoy YouTube without ads.' Two buttons at the bottom read 'Invite a friend to help' and 'Oh, okay'.

Choice

95 views · Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

A meme on a pink background titled "YOU CAN ONLY PICK 2". It features nine colored pills (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, pink, brown, black) each with a unique superpower or trade-off listed below it. The options range from financial wealth with a yearly physical cost to specific sexual or violent abilities, and niche gaming skills.

Character

152 views · Anonymous · 3 months ago

real

A five-row alignment chart categorizing various cartoon characters based on their relationship with the word "fuck". The rows are: "regularly says fuck" (showing 3 characters), "has sworn off saying fuck, but said it at some point" (showing 4 characters), "has not said fuck before, but can if so desired" (showing 5 characters), "has not said fuck before, and refuses to say it" (showing 5 characters), and "legally cannot say fuck" (showing 3 characters). The characters are colorful, stylized figures resembling food, objects, or creatures.

Fentanyl

125 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

A crude drawing parodying the Pixar movie Inside Out. Sadness is looking worriedly at Joy in the control room, asking: "j-j-joy...? are you sure popping fent in a nasty club bathroom is gonna make Riley happy..?" Joy, looking wide-eyed and aggressive, yells back: "SHUT THE FUCK UP STUPID BLUE BITCH RILEY CAN QUIT WHENEVER SHE WANTS!!!!!!!!!!" while pressing buttons on the console. Disgust is seen in the background looking horrified.

YouTube Video

363 views · Gummy gummy gummy bear · 4 months ago

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A meme showing a text dialog where a mother says 'you can watch one more YouTube video before bed.' Underneath is a screenshot of a YouTube video featuring Woody from Toy Story. The title of the video is an absurdly long, nested list of conditions involving Ice Age, Toy Story, YouTube, The Simpsons, Bee Movie, and SpongeBob. The progress bar shows a timestamp composed of an impossible, extremely long string of numbers.

Promotion

62 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A meme featuring a screenshot of actor Brad Pitt from the movie 'Meet Joe Black'. He is smiling warmly and sincerely at a woman who has her back to the camera. The text overlay reads: 'Me GENUINELY telling my wife I got promoted to assistant manager at KFC so she can finally quit her job as a brain surgeon'.

Version

10 views · Anonymous · 4 months ago

A four-panel meme using the "You Guys Are Getting Paid?" template. The characters' faces are replaced with heads of animatronics from Five Nights at Freddy's. Panel 1 shows the Puppet saying "I CAN EXPLAIN". Panel 2 shows Balloon Boy saying "YOU EXIST IN 5 DIFFERENT VERSIONS WHILE I HAVE ONLY 3". Panel 3 shows Mr. Hippo saying "3? I ONLY HAVE ONE". Panel 4 shows a boy labeled "PHANTOM BONNIE" asking "YOU GUYS EXIST?"

Instagram

50 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A pixelated text post on a gradient purple background. The text expresses extreme anger and frustration, reading: "What the fuck is up with people thinking they can just post images off their Instagram. [Three blushing/hot face emojis] Like bro we don't give a fuck. [Two green square emojis] Keep your images of your family and friends off my fucking feed [Three hot face/blushing emojis]. Dumb bitch! [Sparkle emoji] [Red heart emoji]".

Jazz

102 views · Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

A screenshot of a Reddit comment thread. The first user, Deathcu..., writes a chaotic, rambling paragraph about Charlie Parker only playing scales, interspersed with repetitive exclamations about loving cigarettes, heroin, and tobacco. The second user, BionicTorqueWrench, replies with a simple correction: "Bro, Parker played arpeggios."

Landscape

35 views · NikTheBest · 5 months ago

A view from an airplane window, showing part of the engine cowling on the left. Below the aircraft, the ground is depicted as a massive, cloudy grid resembling the layout of the video game Minesweeper, full of numbered tiles and squares, visually representing a minefield. The text caption reads: "Dear passengers. If you look down below, you can see the beautiful landscape of Bosnia".

Friend

172 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A person wearing a black long-sleeve shirt and khaki shorts stands on the street leaning forward in a stiff, slumped posture often referred to as the 'fent fold.' Cars are visible in the background in an urban street parking setting. White text overlaid on the image reads: 'Hitting the fent fold so I can save my friend a parking spot.'

Pop

106 views · DAP ME UP · 6 months ago

Has anyone ever opened a pop like this supposedly holds a straw

A dimly lit, low-angle image showing an open can of Dr Pepper resting on a light wood surface. The can's pull tab is rotated over the drink opening, illustrating the supposed method for securing a drinking straw. In the background, there is a piece of paper with blue and yellow coloring and a white tiled wall.

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