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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
A screenshot of a Change.org petition page with the title "Make Shrek the National Bird". The page shows a picture of Shrek with a U.S. flag background. The petition has 161,843 signatures out of a goal of 200,000, and it was started April 28, 2017 and addressed to President Donald J. Trump and 2 others.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A painting of Jesus with his arms outstretched. In the middle of the picture there are two drawings of characters, one of Satan as Soyjak and one of Jesus as Chad. The text reads, "As you can see, Satan, I portrayed you as Soyjak and me as Chad. You and your legions have been defeated once again. L+cope+seethe+touch light."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a golden retriever. The first image is a full body picture. The second image is a close-up view of the dog's eyes and snout. The text reads: "This boi can smell people who are beautiful and deserve love."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows four panels. The first panel shows an ape looking up with the text, "Evolution, can u give me brains to understand world?". The second panel shows a drawing of the evolution of various animals and the text "To understand world?". The third panel shows the same ape looking excited with the text "yeeeeeeeees". The fourth panel shows a silhouetted figure sitting with their head in their hands with the text "actually develops crippling depression like a fcking loser". The final panel shows the same silhouetted figure standing with a noose around its neck with the text "suicide time.".
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  • Wade
    1 year ago
    A Pokemon card featuring a plush shark toy labeled "May" as a basic Pokemon with 30 HP. The card includes attacks named "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize," and the text reads, "If you come across this Pokémon in the wild, RUN. Run away immediately, kill it if you can, but fuckin RUN."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a babirusa on the left and a babirusa skull on the right. Below the images is the text: "THE BABIRUSA IS A WILD PIG WHOSE TUSKS CAN GROW SO LONG THEY CURVE BACKWARDS ULTIMATELY IMPALING THEIR SKULLS AND ACCIDENTALLY KILLING THEM UNLIKE JEFFREY EPSTEIN WHO WAS KILLED ON PURPOSE". The text @yup.that.exists is in the upper right of the picture.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The top part of the image is a screenshot of a website WillYouPressTheButton.com. It shows a red button with a hand pointing at it. There are two texts. One states, "You can use the force". The other says, "Every time you enter a room, Darth Vader's Theme plays all the way through." Below, there is a picture of Darth Vader sitting in a chair, shrugging. There is the text "i ain't even mad" below the image.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    Two profile images are shown side by side. The left is of Taylor Swift with the text "Taylor Swift, Musician, $1.1B Real Time Net Worth as of 12/17/23 #2276 in the world today" and the right is of Kanye West with the text "Kanye West, Musician, $400M Real Time Net Worth as of 12/17/23".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A Costco advertisement shows a large casserole with text "NEW! 3 ACRE CASSEROLE. Feeds 10,000!". Below is a news headline: "Costco Unveils New Three-Acre Casserole That Feeds 10,000".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows the text "When someone reposts a meme so bad that you can literally see the account they reposted it from at the top." Below, there's a close-up of Kermit the Frog looking upward with a slightly annoyed or exasperated expression.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a quote from Abraham Lincoln stating that the people should overthrow those who pervert the Constitution. Below the quote, there are comments about Abraham Lincoln and a discussion about the ability to pull buttcheeks apart and back together without using hands. The comment section shows usernames and time stamps.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows two pictures. The first picture shows a train on a bridge in a mountainous area. There is text below it stating, "Switzerland's military has remained neutral since 1815, but the entire country is rigged to explode. Thousands of demolition points are wired into bridges, highways, and railroads across the nation so that everything can be destroyed if invaders attack". The second picture shows a man holding a belt with a worried expression. The text below the man states, "WHO'S THERE? I HAVE A BELT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO HANG MYSELF".
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  • Silly Sonka
    1 year ago

    Silly Sonka’s Valentine’s Day *vomit sound* Card

    The image shows a pink Valentine's Day card. At the top it reads, "You can go die in a f*ckin hole, you acoustic holiday." At the bottom it reads, "To: Valentine's Day" and "From: Silly Sonka." In the upper-left corner, there's a small image of Mike Wazowski.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A cartoon picture of Jerry Mouse with wide eyes. The text above says: "I wanna name my puppy 'insane' so when people ask 'are you fucking insane?' I can say 'no I'm fucking my sister'".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A two-panel cartoon shows a couple on a couch. The man asks the woman to drop a log on the fire as it's going cold. The second panel shows the woman bending over in front of the fireplace with her pants down, appearing to drop a 'log' into the fire.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    Emperor Palpatine, with a sinister smile, is holding a can of Mountain Dew. The text "Dew it" is overlayed on the image.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a four-panel comic featuring the trollface character. In the top left, the trollface is lifting weights with the text "A human can lift more than their weight". The top right panel shows the trollface sitting with the text "1) pick yourself up". In the bottom left panel, the trollface is flying over a city with the text "2) fly". The bottom right panel shows a dark night sky with a trollface in it.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    YAYYYY

    The image shows a list of quotes from different people arguing about whose idol is stronger, starting with "My Idol likely could beat urs in a fight", which leads to a discussion on if Godzilla or Jesus would win.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is split into two parts. The upper part shows a man explaining something with a frantic expression, standing in front of a wall covered with papers connected with red threads. The text says, "Me explaining that a pregnant horse can run faster cause it has two horsepower". The bottom part shows a seal with a bored and unimpressed look. The text says, "My physics teacher."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A text message exchange shows a request to buy a card because a coworker's husband was deported. The image below the message shows a greeting card that says "Adios!" with an image of a chihuahua wearing a sombrero. The second text message below the card says "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
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