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Daddy dick

Repost from my friends account

A picture of a news report at night, with police and firetrucks visible. On the right, a mugshot of Ian, the person who was arrested. The text reads: Breaking news. Ian arrested for breaking into homes and tickling butthole!

Daddy dick

Just wanna repost from my old account

A news headline states "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police." Below the text there is an image with police cars and emergency lights as well as a mugshot of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. The news source is attributed to timw_brap, and the post date is January 8, 2016.

TechPriestGotDrip

A side-by-side comparison of a girlfriend and a Keetongu figure, listing their attributes in table form. The girlfriend is described as being pretty but not always, knows makeup, will choose a bad boy, can break your heart, forces you to choose between her and friend, and is a weak fighter that needs protection. Keetongu is described as beautiful, with a symmetric shape, knows every kind of poison, will distinguish good and evil, will always protect with an absorbing shield, will help you save your friend, and can crush Sidorak with his bare hands.

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows a Bionicle figure being threatened with a power drill. The text reads: "My gf: If you don't stop posting bionicle memes we're breaking up. Me: *posts bionicle memes*. My gf: *leaves me*. Me: I regret nothing."

TechPriestGotDrip

A still image of a Bionicle figure with the text "Alabama boys when their ex comes back to them after the break up. You lost the right to call me 'brother' long ago!" overlaid.

TechPriestGotDrip

A blue and black Bionicle figure is shown in the center of the image. To the left, a text box reads, "I'm breaking up with you" and another reads, "What?". To the right, a text box reads, "GRRR!" and underneath, another reads, "angry bionicle".

✨Jassy✨

Like and comment if u can relate

The image shows a text about the meaning of each finger. It reads: "I have 5 fingers for a reason: My pinky finger: for my best friend, and the promises I will never break. My ring finger: for that special boy, when the time is right. My middle finger: for that b*tches who pushes me too far... My pointer finger: to pick out my dearest family members. My thumb: to show the rest of the world I'm going to be okay."

✨Jassy✨

Me trying everyday

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel depicts two women, with one yelling aggressively and pointing. The right panel shows a white cat with tears in its eyes, sitting at a table with a plate of salad.

Cahyani Ambara

Death

The top panel of the image shows a smiling blue character named Four with an adjacent character standing on a bench. Below this panel, there is text that reads, "Dying is not allowed." The bottom panel shows a live news report with a graph showing a sharp downward trend. At the bottom, the text reads, "BREAKING NEWS" and "DYING RATE DROPS TO 0%"

Anonymous

Breaking drip

A grey hoodie and a white t-shirt are displayed. The hoodie has an illustration of Walter White from Breaking Bad cooking meth with the text 'Let's Cook'. Below the images are red arrows with the text 'LINK IN DESCRIPTION!'

Cahyani Ambara

Me verses my mother

The image is a side-by-side comparison. On the left, there's a depiction of a fiery figure with an angry face, labeled 'My mom when I break something.' On the right, there's a smiling green figure with floral details, labeled 'My mom when she breaks something.'

✨Jassy✨

Parents during breaks and weekends

A man in a light blue shirt, suspenders, and a patterned tie looks directly at the camera. Above his head, in a bold white font on black background, it reads: "Yeah, if you could go back to school." Below his chest, on another black background, it reads: "That'd be great." In the lower right corner in small gray text is written: quickmeme.com

Daddy dick

Ohio getting out of hand

The image shows a news headline stating "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police." There is a photo of the bandit's mugshot to the right and police cars with flashing lights to the left. Text on image also says "Breaking News."

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Ohio BRUH

A news report with the headline "Columbus I-71 Shooting Suspect Was Upset His Pet Duck Flew Away - Delaware Ohio News" and a mugshot of the suspect above. The text "BREAKING NEWS - SHOOTING SUSPECT SPEARS FROM JAX" is displayed on a red banner.

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Ohio smh

A news graphic shows the United States map completely filled in by the state of Ohio. The headline reads "Ohio took over America". There is a small text at the bottom that reads "Oh god oh f**k they're getting stronger says Canada."

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Ohio getting to crazy bruh smh

A map of the United States with Ohio highlighted in red. The text "BREAKING NEWS" appears above the headline "OHIO IN CIVIL WAR WITH ITSELF". Below, there is a timestamp and text: "12:48 WHICH ONE IS OHIO?"

DADDY sus aka the king

WTF is going on in texas

Kayla

Literally me after every single relationship

A black and white image shows two people sitting on a bench, one couple in the background and a woman looking towards them. The text says, "I'm proud of my heart. It's been played, stabbed, cheated, burned and broken, but somehow still works."

Thw white bread

But it's true (i made this meme)

The image is a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a gray-faced character with a neutral expression says, "Hey, how are-". In the second panel, a white-faced character with a surprised expression responds, "Mirrors don't break, they multiply". The third panel shows the gray-faced character with the same neutral expression, and the fourth panel shows the same character looking annoyed.

Walter White

Anime memes replaced by breaking bad

The image shows four similar pictures of Walter White, labeled 'Me', 'My sister', 'My Mother', and 'My Dad' respectively, at the top. A fifth picture is shown below with the label 'My stepsister'. The text above the pictures says: '*When my sister catches me watching porn*'.

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