200+ Best ANS Memes - Page 13 - Worst Jokes Ever

Mugshot

Chat is this real??

$A photo of rapper Nas, with the text "Nas's mugshot after an attempted murder charge on Jay-Z for \"Ether\"." above his head.$

Pitbull

A three-part image showing a chain of events on social media and a news website. The top section shows a tweet from Nav (@beatsbynav) on July 20, 2017, stating he has an "n-word pass" given by an all-time great. The middle section shows a reply tweet from Pitbull (@pitbull) on the same date, revoking the pass and calling Nav "Dale". The bottom section displays a news headline from Genius dated July 21, 2017, reading "NAV Says He's Done Using The N-Word In His Music". The dates are circled to emphasize the rapid sequence of events.

Furry

A cartoon furry with a blushed face and a collar says that "Furry memes are totally normal!!!", but is also visibly excited to be called a good boy. The URL furryvsantifurry.comic.studio is at the bottom.

Shrimp

an average day in the dandy's world kitchen :D

A low-resolution drawing featuring characters from the Roblox game Dandy's World. Shrimpo, a red character with green spikes, is depicted aggressively wielding a red stand mixer. To the right, another toon character with brown coloring and wide eyes looks on with a panicked expression. A watermark for Lemon8 and the handle @tikher1 is visible in the bottom left.

Treatment

Yes, this is an ad on this site.

An ad for a "Genital Treatment Device" by Luminance RED. A couple is pictured with a man holding the device.

Furry

time for the furrys to unite

The image shows a furry meme with a blue furry character looking flustered. The text on the image reads: "Furry memes are totally normal!!!" "Me if you call me a good boy." At the bottom, it says, "literally the furry memes" and "furry memes be like: furryvsantifurry.comic.studio."

Year

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.

Kid

A Reddit post shows someone sharing an anecdote about kids singing the song "They Not Like Us" and other inappropriate lyrics on the playground. The poster finds the situation funny and reflects on the exposure of children to adult content.

Album

JAY-Z ON TOP

A close-up photo features Jay-Z wearing sunglasses with a part of a tweet about him overlayed. The tweet says "Jay-Z should release an album (or mixtape) to show this new generation that he's HIM."

Meme

HOWWW

The image shows the text "Heroin Monkey", followed by "illegal meme dealer", "#fuckcosmo", "#wadeformodagain", "MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE", and "im an 8 year old boy" displayed against a dark green background. There are also a lot of randomly arranged symbols and characters, such as "@" and "%" surrounding the central text.

Currency

Chip

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On the left, a screenshot of a social media post showing a question "How much is $2 chips?", followed by a comment: "It probably takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes". On the right, a man looks confused.

Platypus

A platypus in a box with the text: "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it's one of the few animals that can make its own custard. AS AN ADDED BONUS HER MATE CAN POISON THE CUSTARD WITH HIS OWN VENOM."

Makeup

A retail shelf displaying various shades of e.l.f. Flawless Satin Foundation. The lighter shades on the top are sitting freely on the shelf, while the darker shades on the bottom are all equipped with bulky yellow anti-theft security tags.

Woman

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

Word

Screenshot of a game of Scrabble where the player tried to use the word "BONNER", but it's invalid in the English UK dictionary. The message on the screen says "MY LIFE'S GOAL IS RUINED". The game informs the player that Scrabble uses official dictionaries.

Dark Humor

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows Donald Trump holding a phone to his ear saying "Knock Knock". The top right panel shows a person with glasses looking confused, and asking "Who's there?". The bottom left panel is a close up of a pig's face with black eyes. The bottom right panel shows a dark, red distorted face. There is also text in the center that says, "Change the p in part to an F" and "RELAX liberal. It's called DARK HUMOR."

Jokes

Period

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

Emo

What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.

Autobiography

"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."

"What type of book is it?"

"An autobiography."