Action

Action memes

Time

Ok, @loserispro This simple action took me a while to perform, what do you think?

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Jokes

Tire

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

Body

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

Mama

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.