New 🖤ɖǟռɢɛʀօʊֆ💰 Memes - Page 19 - Worst Jokes Ever

Trouble

11 views · Nico Di Anglo · 1 year ago

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The image is a list of demigods making puns with Nico telling them to stop.

Karate

21 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A meme shows a waitress taking an order from a couple, with the text: "Waitress: Hey folks, just a heads up, we don't serve dog here. Guy: Can I just have a water? Waitress: Sorry I don't speak karate."

Stone

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

The image shows a gray rock with the text "OH YOU'RE A STONER?" above it and "NAME EVERY STONE" below it.

Cat

31 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The meme shows a four-panel grid. The first panel shows a portrait of Mozart. The second panel shows a stick figure sitting at a table with a bowl, saying "He will never be a catboy" in a speech bubble. The third panel contains text that reads: "Less well known, however, is that Mozart liked to imitate a cat. He'd be rehearsing an opera with his singers, when he'd suddenly grow bored and leap over tables and chairs, meowing and turning somersaults. He even". The fourth panel shows a stick figure spitting out its cereal in surprise.

Asteroid

11 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.

Coma

12 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a doctor leans over a patient in a hospital bed and says, "PLEASE... If you can hear my voice..." In the second panel, another person says, "It's no use! He's in a deep coma!" In the third panel, someone says, "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey."

Nightmare

6 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A seal with human-like eyes is positioned under a rainbow, with the words "I hope you have a nightmare and shit the bed." written below it.

Boyfriend

17 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A blue wire cage with colorful plastic tunnels and accessories, against a white background. Text overlay reads "if i had a boyfriend i'd put him in here."

Toast

29 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A photo of a paper towel with cinnamon dust arranged in two squares to resemble toast. Text reads: "Every time I make my cinnamon toast it reminds me of the Hiroshima victims and I get a bit sad."

Argument

14 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A pink and purple image with obscured text that says "I'm not arguing with a twink. Bend over."

Boyfriend

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The image is a meme with two contrasting panels. The first panel shows a cartoonish yellow face with thick glasses, accompanied by the text, "Why do yuo lift? I lift because I'm a radpilled Christian schizo lifter and I want to be just like Travis from Taxi Driver." The second panel features a black and white image of a muscular man, known as "Chad", with the text, "So I can carry my Twink boyfriend everywhere."

Dog

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The Grim Reaper sitting in a dark place. Text: When a dog lick its own balls in public it's "funny," but when I...

Child

31 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A close-up of a yellow sponge with a worried expression. Above it, a text overlay reads, "Arizonans watching their child burn to a crisp after forgetting to cover them in SPF 5,000 sunscreen."

Load

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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Three transparent bags filled with a white liquid are in a row, with the text "FINALLY" on the top, and "A LOAD OF THIS GUY" on the bottom of the image.

Insult

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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The image shows a list of 'Best Insults To Use In Fight' next to the picture of an ice cream cone. The list includes insults like "doodoohead", "nerd", "dingus", "you stink", and "where are you from, loser? Are you from losertown because you're a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)", and "Diaper Man".

Cat

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

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A meme featuring a cat with the text "Sometimes we can be a lil freaky and that's okay."

Tinder

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Why you using tinder?" The second message reads, "My boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really :)" The third message reads, "Damn thats sad." The fourth message reads, "On our first date we should use a ouija board to get his permission to smash." The final message reads, "What the fuck is wrong with you."

Nightmare

8 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a seal with a rainbow in the background and the text "I hope you have a nightmare and shit the bed."

Move

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The photo shows the inside of a bus with blue and gray seats and yellow handrails. Superimposed on the image is the quote: "Fart once, they will forget it in a couple days. Shit yourself, and they'll remember for years. Make big moves to be remembered."

Dog

12 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a drawing of a group of people in the background with a dog in the foreground. The text reads: "I am very happy to be here. These people are my friends. I'm glad everyone is having fun. :) I'm a dog. This is great. I'm hungry."