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God

<3 he said it back

A dark-themed chat with user God saying "i love you matt" and user Matt replying "I love you too, God".

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel comic featuring the Chad meme character. In the first panel, a woman asks, "Are you training this hard to impress me?" In the second panel, the buff Chad says "No" while holding a dumbbell. In the third panel, Chad is next to a car and car battery saying, "Don't worry grandma, I'll throw your old car battery in the ocean." In the final panel, an old woman says "I LOVE YOU!".

MEME LORD

A puzzle box shows a landscape image with a house, a mountain, and some birds. The pieces of the completed puzzle next to it show the upper body of a large, muscular man. The text above the puzzles reads "Someone anonymously sent me this puzzle. It's not turning out how I expected..."

God Pt.2

The image shows two frames. In the top frame, a person with a blurry face and camo clothing is firing a rifle at a target in a field. Another person is standing in the background. In the bottom frame, a man with a hat is standing on a road and looking at the camera with a smile on his face. Text on the image reads: "Adam: The next distance we'll be firing from is 500 yards. The distance of your average restraining order."

chunkemunke 2.0

Brutha was caught lacking

A boy with dark hair is sitting at a school desk, holding a laptop. The laptop screen shows a website with rows of posters. The boy is looking sideways at the camera.

Big daddy2.0

i like paint

A green, humanoid character with a brush-like head stands in a video game-like setting. In the upper left corner are several colored circles with numbers on them including 10,000, 1,500, 500 and 50. A rainbow-colored rectangle in the upper middle displays the number 2079. At the bottom of the image, the text says, "I DRANK ALL THE PAINT". There is another character in the background that is a similar green character with a brush head.

Heroin Monkey

When the FBI kicks down your door
while you beating your meat to the 500
terabytes of polygender midget furry
austismic monkey porn that you stole
+Kaylie D
My time has come

TechPriestGotDrip

A Bionicle figure is standing between two Yeezy Foam Runners. Above the Bionicle is the text: "Hypebeasts out here buying Yeezy Foam Runners for $500 and they roast the one kid who was deep into Bionicle lore since day 1."

Face mc shooty

A close-up of a person with a red face and an intense stare, superimposed with the text: "Vietnamese children after getting an order of 500 'Stop child labor' t-shirts."

Anonymous

I’m so good at this game

A character in a video game is holding a sign that reads: "They need a home (think of the children)." Another sign on a stand to the right reads "$1000 = one orphan inside of my basement".

Heroin Monkey

A bar chart showing the height of the World Trade Center in feet. The chart has three bars for the years 2000, 2001, and 2002. In 2000 and 2001, the bar is at roughly 1800 feet, but in 2002, the bar is near zero.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a meme with the text "statisticians be like" at the top, followed by three graphics: a bell curve chart, a probability mass function graph with three curves, and a statistical formula. Underneath the graphics, the text continues with "yeah this may or may not happen idk."

Ness Plays

And I would walk 500 more!

An image of two people running on a football field, their faces replaced with superimposed pictures of a man with glasses. The text on the image says "I WOULD WALK 500 MILES".