Memedroid Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Pizza

J0K35 · 5 years ago

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE.

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

Ok here's your joke now...

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

"Can I have a pizza that ass?"

Emo kid

Anonymous · 4 years ago

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

Hunting

Swf · 2 years ago

A photo of two signs. The upper sign is yellow and reads "SLOW, CHILDREN AT PLAY." The lower sign is white and reads "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY."

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Nude

Väcüüm Cłëæner · 8 years ago

When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...

Emo kid

fake depression for friends · 4 years ago

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

Suicide

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Go Kermit, toaster bath.

Mosquito

Coochie rapellent · 7 years ago

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

Illusion

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Hunting

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo shows two signs posted one above the other. The top sign is a yellow diamond with the word "SLOW" above an image of a running figure and the words "CHILDREN AT PLAY" below. The second sign is a white rectangle with the text "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY".

Hell

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A close-up photo of a deodorant can with the text "WHAT THE HELL" above the can and "WERE THEY THINKING" below the instruction. The instruction says "SHAKE WELL" and there is an illustration of a hand shaking a can. There is also a "Deodorant directions" label.

Deer

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The top image shows a yellow road sign with a deer symbol and the text "SUICIDAL DEER" and "NEXT 5 MILES". The bottom image shows a deer running with an explosive belt strapped to its body and the text "ALLAHU AKBAR".

Snitch

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a puppet of Ernie looking angry holding a long thin object. Below him another puppet, Bert, looks terrified. There is text below the puppets: "This is what happens to snitches!" Ernie suddenly shouted. The last thing Bert ever saw was his own blood spraying across the mirror.

Meme

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel image showing the Lorax character. In the first panel, the Lorax states "I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees." In the second panel, the Lorax says "The trees and I must discuss about this meme you posted." The third panel shows a tree and a small Lorax saying "steal it" and the small lorax replying "kk". In the fourth panel, the Lorax says "The trees say this meme is now mine."

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Community talk

Anonymous

I finally made some memes with imgflip instead of copying them from memedroid. You’re welcome.

Anonymous

I’m not “stealing memes” from memedroid. I’m just helping pass them around. Like your mother.