Medical facility jokes
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
Should we go to America for treatment?
We stayed in Essen and then left.