Medical Facility Jokes

Hospital

What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?

No seriously, what is it?

Sperm Bank

What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰

Vegetable

Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

Tylenol

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is in hot water for importing $49 million worth of Tylenol that medical facilities couldn't even use.

I have a few suggestions about what she can do with all that Tylenol.