Medical facility jokes
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Memes
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
I got kicked out of a hospital once. I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?
... A FLATLINE!
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?
Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.