Medical facility jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?

No seriously, what is it?

What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉

Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?

To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is in hot water for importing $49 million worth of Tylenol that medical facilities couldn't even use.

I have a few suggestions about what she can do with all that Tylenol.