Your mama is so stupid she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90'.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer
Your hairline so far back I use it as a ruler to measure things
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres
yo mama so fat everytime she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
You're so tall that you were measuring tape
Ok boys are known to measure there dicks but do girls measure there depths?????
Yo forehead is so big Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures? Because they hate their lives and want to die.
