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9mm

1 year ago

How do Americans learn the metric system?

9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.

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    2 years ago
    The image shows a white dog sitting in a pothole filled with water. There is text overlaying the image that says, "Americans will measure with anything but the metric system." A news banner at the bottom says, "Doggy-sized pothole patched on North Side."
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