Just cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings to words. "Sally, can you tell me what beautiful means?" Sally: "You.." Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what malicious means?" Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus." Teacher: "Great job Andrew! Now, what does fat mean? Johnny?" Johnny: "A pig." Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini-" Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me."
When the people that see u Cry that doesn't mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath🐑💨
Just letting u know if people cry when they see u that doesn't mean they miss u that mean they scared of yo onion breath
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
Q: If a cat says to a dog all dogs are liars and the dog says to the cat all cats are liars what does it mean?
A; It means cats and dogs can talk.
If gay means happy then I'm extremely homophobic.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa which is a word.
When we told twin towers to put on airplane mode we didnt mean a real airplane
When I said I wanted vegetable stew I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says “Your mother, of course.” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says “You’re so so sexy!”
I was listening to some Drake in class. My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that “Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi” I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated
What's the difference between a GOD and MY MOM. My mom exists. I mean.. she did at one point! unlike any "GODS".
why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always un the back ( if you know what i mean) :}
in the movie cars 2,there is a priest which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars
Life's a bitch and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
what is the true meaning of Christmas. stealing presents from orphans-a quote by technoblade
Q: what does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like 'ankle biters', 'rug rats' and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, 'carpet muncher' doesn't mean what I thought it does.
