What’s the difference between a pig & Maddie McCain? Least pig had apple in its mouth when was spit roasted.
What does RIP stand for on Maddies head stone? Raped in Portugal !
Madeline McCann must of been homeless or something she was sure eggar for the free candy
What's Madeline mccann and a submarine got in common? Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What's the differencebetween Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns
so my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child i was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me i was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friends uncle killed my dad . the kid was never seen again . her name was Madeleine McCann i think im the only one who knows where she is but overall the head from the hooker was good
what’s the difference between jesus and maddie mccann one had the last supper
What’s pink rusty and covered in cobwebs
Madeline McCann bike
