Mccann jokes

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

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    • Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.

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    • What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

    Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

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    • What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?

    They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.

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    • What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?

    They both died with red rings.

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    • So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.

    The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.

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    • What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?

    The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.

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    • What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?

    One had the last supper.

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