Mccann Jokes

Whats the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann? They are both full of seamen and a the bottom of the sea

so my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child i was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me i was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friends uncle killed my dad . the kid was never seen again . her name was Madeleine McCann i think im the only one who knows where she is but overall the head from the hooker was good

What's Madeline mccann and a submarine got in common? Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!