What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
