what did the atom say to the positive in math class. We could make a positive number
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers
Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. -- Those who know binary and those who don't.
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip. -- It was one-sided.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist? -- It had too many problems.
What is tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.
Who invented fractions? -- Henry the 1/8.
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party? - Because you can't drink and derive.
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, "You guys should know your limits."
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot
