Marker jokes
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
I'm a big fan of white boards. I find them... Remarkable.
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.