Marine jokes
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
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I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
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