Marine jokes
US Marine: Knock Knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
What does Army stand for?
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.
What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
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