Male anatomy jokes
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.