Male anatomy jokes

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess.

His family is nuts.

His neighbor is an asshole.

His best friend is a pussy.

And his owner beats him.

I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?

Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"

What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?