Male anatomy jokes
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.