Male anatomy jokes

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"

I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

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  • A penis has a sad life.

    His hair is a mess.

    His family is nuts.

    His neighbor is an asshole.

    His best friend is a pussy.

    And his owner beats him.