Makeup jokes
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
barbie is her rebelling arc:
The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Wait what???
im that girl
Community talk
Y’all I need some ideas for Halloween costumes or makeup for YouTube
I love my bed and Taylor swift and Tate McRae and tower 28 concealer and morphe blush and Kajal and maroon liplinee abd NYX fat gloss and Lynette scavo and Celina Juarez and pinkie pie and honey and pasta and gym and abs and my home and my sister's and my friends and Ava max and my bed
Hi. I'm Eloise. Jake and I have been together for 3 years and I am so tired of hearing about all of you hoes from people in my school. Amy and Madi, whoever you guys are, you're so lame. Someone posted your pics on ista....you guys are ugly lol nothing on me. Jake told me not to say anything but honestly this is stupid. If he wants to break up with me over this, I dont care. I'm too pretty to care. My hair isn't frizzy and I'm not fat. I also dont' need extra make up like madi or super tight clothes like amy. Yikes.