Makeup jokes

Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

One day I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.

Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees.

You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lipstick!

What's red and got makeup all over?

A Bill Cosby victim.

Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.

I said, "a smile."

They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.

My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.

Going to school is mandatory in this country.

Can you guess my plan?