I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
