Makeup jokes

Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.

Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!

Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?

Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...

I’m a clown...

And everyone knows.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked at me surprised.

(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)

The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees.