Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days? I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea just put in the freezer
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
