Maintainer jokes

What do women and pools have in common?

They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.

Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?

I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.

It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.

The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.