It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
Maintainer Jokes
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
