Cosmetic jokes
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.