Cosmetic jokes
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo鈥檚 PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 馃懟. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 馃槨!
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it鈥檚 like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.