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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A meme featuring a portrait of John F. Kennedy next to a block of text that reads: "I'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick. Rn, I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck man. - John F. Kennedy"
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    • Bathroom

    Gummy gummy gummy bear · 4 months ago
    • A close-up photo of a blue Barbasol bottle held by a hand. The label on the bottle has been edited to say '72 IN 1' instead of its normal text, listing an absurdly long, comical list of random objects and concepts like 'Engine Oil', 'Pikachu', 'Declaration of Independence', and 'Minecraft Leaks'. Text overlay at the top reads: 'Legendary bathroom find'.
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    • Liquid

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A can of a lime green drink with a silver top is shown from a top-down angle. There is red liquid around the opening of the can. The text on the image says: "Ran out of lotion". There is a skull emoji in the lower left, and an instagram handle in the bottom right corner.
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    • Innuendo

    Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago
    • A photo of several items abandoned together on a retail store shelf: toy handcuffs, a pack of yellow rubber gloves, a Fortnite V-Bucks gift card, a green can of Pringles (Sour Cream & Onion), a bottle of Lubriderm lotion, and a pack of yellow and green sponges. Text overlay reads 'Someone's mother said no' with a broken heart emoji.
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    • People

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A photo with three people on a yellow water slide in a green grassy area. Snoop Dogg is photoshopped at the top of the water slide, looking forward. He appears to be 'peeing' water onto the slide. Jay-Z is in the middle, lying on his belly, on the slide, with a green frisbee in hand and water running over him. In the background, a third person is kneeling and raising up two bottles of lotion.
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    • Oil

    callofbooty · 6 years ago

    • If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...

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