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Heroin Monkey

I'm over here stroking my
dick I got lotion on my dick
rn I'm just stroking my shit
i'm horny as fuck man
-John F. Kennedy

Heroin Monkey

A photo with three people on a yellow water slide in a green grassy area. Snoop Dogg is photoshopped at the top of the water slide, looking forward. He appears to be 'peeing' water onto the slide. Jay-Z is in the middle, lying on his belly, on the slide, with a green frisbee in hand and water running over him. In the background, a third person is kneeling and raising up two bottles of lotion.

Heroin Monkey

A can of a lime green drink with a silver top is shown from a top-down angle. There is red liquid around the opening of the can. The text on the image says: "Ran out of lotion". There is a skull emoji in the lower left, and an instagram handle in the bottom right corner.